Top Ten Ways to Improve "Matchpoint"
Ahem...
10. No Jonathon Rhys-Meyers.
9. Have Brain Cox do something evil or scary
8. Boobies, not just suggestion of boobies.
7. Replace "pregnant" subplot with "aliens" subplot.
6. No Jonathon Rhys-Meyers.
5. Change title to "Snakes on a Tennis Court".
4. Actually have snakes on the tennis court.
3. Soundtrack by Prince.
2. No Jonathon Rhys-Meyers.
1. Acting Lessons.
Mr. Preston, your turn.
...god that movie sucked...
10. No Jonathon Rhys-Meyers.
9. Have Brain Cox do something evil or scary
8. Boobies, not just suggestion of boobies.
7. Replace "pregnant" subplot with "aliens" subplot.
6. No Jonathon Rhys-Meyers.
5. Change title to "Snakes on a Tennis Court".
4. Actually have snakes on the tennis court.
3. Soundtrack by Prince.
2. No Jonathon Rhys-Meyers.
1. Acting Lessons.
Mr. Preston, your turn.
...god that movie sucked...