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*Summer*
* do you enjoy swimming?: sometimes its good excercise
* do you go to a camp?: wtf no
* do you like the beach?: i'm not fond of taking my shirt off in public... but i do it at parties alot
* do you easily tan?: i am allergic to the sun... fact
* have you ever gotten really bad sunburn?: i went swimming like 2 summers ago and i got sun poisoning which i was conviced was skin cancer and got made fun of for it
* where is your favorite vacation spot?: I haven't got on like any vacations all my vacations were hockey tournaments and i loved everyone of them
* have you ever surfed?: nope i will soon though
* do you like water slides? i'd rather have a beer
*Fall*
* do you rake leaves for money?: never
* have you ever jumped in a pile of leaves? yes and i'm sure i was eaten alive by bugs
* whats your favorite fall color?: orange... like back in 8th grade
* what were you for halloween this year?: i'm 18 sadly i think we went bowling though
* do you like hot chocolate?: i am hot chocolate thats my streetball name
* are a pants or capris type of girl? umm i like my capris
* do you prefer rain or sun? i'm only happen when it rains
* what does your family traditionally eat on thanksgiving? Turkey? haha chelsea sadly my family eats pizza and watch the lions
* is it warm in your town in fall?: well i don't have a "town" anymore
*Winter*
* ever made a snowman?: yeah then i tackled it
* whats the largest snow fall youve ever witnessed?: i've been in some big snow storms in my day
* ever made a snowangel?: yes it was cold as fuck
* what did you get for christmas this year?: i don't think i got anything really... i told my parents i had everything i wanted that you could buy
* ever slipped on ice?: yeah skating cuz i don't know how
* ever been skiing?: water skiing... clearly not the right kind of skiing but fuck you
* snowboarding?: yeah got a concussion
* snow tubing?: water tubign... damn it
* do you enjoy iceskating?: eh if i have a stick in my hand other than taht its worthless
* do you prefer warmth or cold?: hot shower wanna take one?
* do you typically get sick in the winter?: i don't get sick unless certain people get me sick
* have you ever attempted to build a snow fort?: havne't i been askd that? no i haven't been asked yes i used to
* do you still play in the snow?: sadly i havae noone to play with
* what are you planning on doing for new years?: umm i'll be in the navy who knows what i'll be doing or where i'll be
*Spring*
* whats your favorite kind of flower?: i don't know shit about flowers
* what do you usually do on spring break?: this spring break i drank every night it was amazing
* do you participate in any spring sports?: i used to play hockey i used to bowl and i used to do alot
* whats your favorite spring color?: ummm waffle
* have you ever caught a butterly?: no and if i did i'd fuck it up
* in your opinion whats the most beautiful bird?: FUCK ALL BIRDS 5 AM CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP right outside my window fuck that
* whats the funniest joke youve ever played on april fools day?: this one time i told my mom i was going to fucking kill her shot her in the mouth and then told her nevermind i was kidding
* whats your sign that spring has arrived?: umm who cares i'll never see it again
* do you enjoy this season?: i've had better
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//5 things you are wearing right now:
- blue old navy shorts
- pink hollister shirt
- boxers
//5 things you ate in the last 24 hours:
- pizza hut
- Bottle of water
- pringles
- pb and j
//5 things you did so far today:
- woke up
- ate some food
- self loathed
- threw up lol that was cute :-*
- watched the little league world series
//5 things you can hear right now:
- Little League world series
- fan blowing
-phone virbrating
- 5 pipers piping
//5 things you do when you're bored:
- AOL Instant Messanger
- Madden 2006 practice mode... for the record y'all should see my OFFENSE now its sick
- watch TV
- J (masturbate)
- eat
//5 places to go in your area:
- 711
//5 people that never fail to cheer you up
- my brother
- myself
- chelsea
- mike szandzik
- daniel k kobs
//5 things you cant live without
- my penis
- mrs. buttersworth
- a niggy named roy
- kroger water bitch fuck dasani
- Music
//5 things you love
- ummm nothing
- well i love poker
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How Many?
1. piercings: i don't puncture myself for no reason
2. tattoos: not a coloring book
3. pets: 2
5. wrecks: 0
6. tickets: 0
7. fights: 0
8. deaths: 1
9. parties: lol paul's house for a week
10. friends: um lol
11. best friends: undecided if i have any of those anymore... i hang out with tim more than anyone
Which One Do You Prefer?
1. showers or baths: showers
2. brothers or sisters: brotha's
3. dog or cat: dog
4. red or black: both sexy
5. usa or france: "United States Navy"
6. death or jail: death in a heartbeat
7. people or animals: Dog
8. assasins or presidents: Presidents
9. plays or movies: movies
10. rock or rap: Rap ummm little white?
11. britney or madonna: neither both fucked up
12. pop or classical: pop
13. hot guys or nerdy guys: nerdy
Would you ever?
1. sleep with a member of the same sex? i have slept with michael but i didn't penetrate him nor did he penetrate me
2. buy your friends? not
3. kill someone? yes
4. sleep with a member of the opposite sex? yes
5. steal a car? yes
6. do your homework? no
7. join the monks? no
8. do drugs? yes
9. crash into someone cause they pissed you off? if i still had the escort... yeah i'd do it again
10. sing karaoke with a friend? yes
11. date your best friend? like i said i don't know if i have one
12. consider marrying a friend? ummm i'm not getting married
13. sing a song from Hedwig and The Angry Inch in the public with lots of people you know and don't know? wtf
14. kill my little brother for me? i don't like kids
15. date a nerd? i'm a nerd but i'm not smart
16. commit a crime in the name of love? i'd kill myself
17. marry for money? in a heartbeat
18. sing about wetting your dreams because your best friend won prom queen/king? i mean thats borderline retarded
19. marry me? bro you're a survey
20. go see a movie and every time a song came on start singing it even though you have people surrounding you? i have a belly button
* do you enjoy swimming?: sometimes its good excercise
* do you go to a camp?: wtf no
* do you like the beach?: i'm not fond of taking my shirt off in public... but i do it at parties alot
* do you easily tan?: i am allergic to the sun... fact
* have you ever gotten really bad sunburn?: i went swimming like 2 summers ago and i got sun poisoning which i was conviced was skin cancer and got made fun of for it
* where is your favorite vacation spot?: I haven't got on like any vacations all my vacations were hockey tournaments and i loved everyone of them
* have you ever surfed?: nope i will soon though
* do you like water slides? i'd rather have a beer
*Fall*
* do you rake leaves for money?: never
* have you ever jumped in a pile of leaves? yes and i'm sure i was eaten alive by bugs
* whats your favorite fall color?: orange... like back in 8th grade
* what were you for halloween this year?: i'm 18 sadly i think we went bowling though
* do you like hot chocolate?: i am hot chocolate thats my streetball name
* are a pants or capris type of girl? umm i like my capris
* do you prefer rain or sun? i'm only happen when it rains
* what does your family traditionally eat on thanksgiving? Turkey? haha chelsea sadly my family eats pizza and watch the lions
* is it warm in your town in fall?: well i don't have a "town" anymore
*Winter*
* ever made a snowman?: yeah then i tackled it
* whats the largest snow fall youve ever witnessed?: i've been in some big snow storms in my day
* ever made a snowangel?: yes it was cold as fuck
* what did you get for christmas this year?: i don't think i got anything really... i told my parents i had everything i wanted that you could buy
* ever slipped on ice?: yeah skating cuz i don't know how
* ever been skiing?: water skiing... clearly not the right kind of skiing but fuck you
* snowboarding?: yeah got a concussion
* snow tubing?: water tubign... damn it
* do you enjoy iceskating?: eh if i have a stick in my hand other than taht its worthless
* do you prefer warmth or cold?: hot shower wanna take one?
* do you typically get sick in the winter?: i don't get sick unless certain people get me sick
* have you ever attempted to build a snow fort?: havne't i been askd that? no i haven't been asked yes i used to
* do you still play in the snow?: sadly i havae noone to play with
* what are you planning on doing for new years?: umm i'll be in the navy who knows what i'll be doing or where i'll be
*Spring*
* whats your favorite kind of flower?: i don't know shit about flowers
* what do you usually do on spring break?: this spring break i drank every night it was amazing
* do you participate in any spring sports?: i used to play hockey i used to bowl and i used to do alot
* whats your favorite spring color?: ummm waffle
* have you ever caught a butterly?: no and if i did i'd fuck it up
* in your opinion whats the most beautiful bird?: FUCK ALL BIRDS 5 AM CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP right outside my window fuck that
* whats the funniest joke youve ever played on april fools day?: this one time i told my mom i was going to fucking kill her shot her in the mouth and then told her nevermind i was kidding
* whats your sign that spring has arrived?: umm who cares i'll never see it again
* do you enjoy this season?: i've had better
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//5 things you are wearing right now:
- blue old navy shorts
- pink hollister shirt
- boxers
//5 things you ate in the last 24 hours:
- pizza hut
- Bottle of water
- pringles
- pb and j
//5 things you did so far today:
- woke up
- ate some food
- self loathed
- threw up lol that was cute :-*
- watched the little league world series
//5 things you can hear right now:
- Little League world series
- fan blowing
-phone virbrating
- 5 pipers piping
//5 things you do when you're bored:
- AOL Instant Messanger
- Madden 2006 practice mode... for the record y'all should see my OFFENSE now its sick
- watch TV
- J (masturbate)
- eat
//5 places to go in your area:
- 711
//5 people that never fail to cheer you up
- my brother
- myself
- chelsea
- mike szandzik
- daniel k kobs
//5 things you cant live without
- my penis
- mrs. buttersworth
- a niggy named roy
- kroger water bitch fuck dasani
- Music
//5 things you love
- ummm nothing
- well i love poker
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How Many?
1. piercings: i don't puncture myself for no reason
2. tattoos: not a coloring book
3. pets: 2
5. wrecks: 0
6. tickets: 0
7. fights: 0
8. deaths: 1
9. parties: lol paul's house for a week
10. friends: um lol
11. best friends: undecided if i have any of those anymore... i hang out with tim more than anyone
Which One Do You Prefer?
1. showers or baths: showers
2. brothers or sisters: brotha's
3. dog or cat: dog
4. red or black: both sexy
5. usa or france: "United States Navy"
6. death or jail: death in a heartbeat
7. people or animals: Dog
8. assasins or presidents: Presidents
9. plays or movies: movies
10. rock or rap: Rap ummm little white?
11. britney or madonna: neither both fucked up
12. pop or classical: pop
13. hot guys or nerdy guys: nerdy
Would you ever?
1. sleep with a member of the same sex? i have slept with michael but i didn't penetrate him nor did he penetrate me
2. buy your friends? not
3. kill someone? yes
4. sleep with a member of the opposite sex? yes
5. steal a car? yes
6. do your homework? no
7. join the monks? no
8. do drugs? yes
9. crash into someone cause they pissed you off? if i still had the escort... yeah i'd do it again
10. sing karaoke with a friend? yes
11. date your best friend? like i said i don't know if i have one
12. consider marrying a friend? ummm i'm not getting married
13. sing a song from Hedwig and The Angry Inch in the public with lots of people you know and don't know? wtf
14. kill my little brother for me? i don't like kids
15. date a nerd? i'm a nerd but i'm not smart
16. commit a crime in the name of love? i'd kill myself
17. marry for money? in a heartbeat
18. sing about wetting your dreams because your best friend won prom queen/king? i mean thats borderline retarded
19. marry me? bro you're a survey
20. go see a movie and every time a song came on start singing it even though you have people surrounding you? i have a belly button