I lol'ed significantly

[ryan_and_z]

Apparently my name is very gangster, hahaha. Be warned though some of these are...just....well...wow. Here is a small example --> "A shitfaced ass motherfucker who never gives up at eatin sandwichs and is beast at beerpong." I liked the sandwiches part!

The Urban Dictionary definition for Ryan: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ryan