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Jul 18, 2003 21:52

guess who's back?

trace and justin are still pussy ass bitches for leaving me here when they went to europe. ashton and i are working on a season 2 of punk'd and i have my own fanclub. who wants to give me sexual favors money to join? i do all the autographs by hand i promise. and if i like you, i'll write you a personal note except if you're ( Read more... )

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carson_daly_ July 18 2003, 23:08:49 UTC
Ryan, you are like the son I never had. Oh... wait. You are mine.

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ryan__pinkston July 18 2003, 23:10:17 UTC
Damn straight I'm yours. I'm still waiting for child support, you cheap ass.

I mean, I love you dad.

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carson_daly_ July 18 2003, 23:14:17 UTC
Tell your ho ass mother to stop using it on those damn male sluts.

I mean what.. I love you too son.

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ryan__pinkston July 18 2003, 23:15:24 UTC
>:O DONT TALK ABOUT MOM LIKE THAT! It's not like she had to pay Mya to give her a lap dance.

Whoa there dad, when are you coming to visit me?

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carson_daly_ July 18 2003, 23:56:03 UTC
DONT YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME! I can talk about mom however I wish. And hey.. I payed no one for anything. Like you said.. I'm a cheap ass.

I'll visit once the restraining order I have against your mother is up.

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ryan__pinkston July 18 2003, 23:59:45 UTC
I'LL DO WHAT I WANT YOU MAN WHORE! No, you can not. Okay, maybe you can because I feel about her the same way but don't tell her. It's between father and son, okay? Oh yeah, I forgot.

Okay, can you bring Britney with you?

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justin_timber July 19 2003, 00:03:07 UTC
You're so weird.

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ryan__pinkston July 19 2003, 00:04:39 UTC
dude justin. hook it up with christina. or how about her sister? maybe daphne? i'll take what i can get.

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justin_timber July 19 2003, 00:05:17 UTC
Been there, done that. The only option I have is Daphne. :[

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ryan__pinkston July 19 2003, 00:06:42 UTC
How were they? Did Christina get dirrty with you? Did she sweat until hey clothes came off?

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justin_timber July 19 2003, 00:10:06 UTC
>:O I didn't fuck Christina. I fucked her sister. GOD DAMN! ok, no. :)

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ryan__pinkston July 19 2003, 00:11:13 UTC
How was her sister? I bet she was pretty good. Come on man, give me some pointers. What do I need to get some ass?

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justin_timber July 19 2003, 00:17:19 UTC
HELLO!? Trishelle sucked your dick, what more could you ask for? GREEDY BASTARD.

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ryan__pinkston July 19 2003, 00:20:24 UTC
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET! GOD! YOU DONT SEE ME TELLING ANYONE HOW MANY WOMEN YOU SLEPT WITH BEHIND THEIR BACKS! You are my role model, Justin.

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justin_timber July 19 2003, 00:22:12 UTC
OH MY GOD, OH WAIT . . ALL THOSE GIRLS EVENTUALLY FOUND OUT AND I WAS FORCED TO SPEND TIME WITH TRASHY TONYA MITCHELL. GAG ME WITH A FUCKING SPOON. THAT BITCH NEEDS REAL HAIR. I love you, son.

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carson_daly_ July 19 2003, 00:23:55 UTC
YOURE HIS DAD TOO?!? wow.. That's some trippy shit, man.

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