The Office: Stories
There is never a day without drama in my office. Today went something like this:
CINDY: (To me) Ivan I am sooo sorry I missed our presentation. I was -
ME: (Stares her down with daggers of DEATH) YOU. ARE. DEAD TO ME. I had to do the presentation all by myself, I had to hand out all those phamplets, and had to talk to that woman in Marketing who picks her nose.
CINDY: But -
ME: DEAD TO ME!!!
CINDY: Ivan, will you just listen? I -
ME: (plugs ears) la la la la I don't hear anything, you are DEAD TO ME!!
CINDY: (Turns to my boss) Can you please make him listen?
MY BOSS: Oh Cindy. If I could make Ivan do things, I wouldn't be drinking vodka out of a flask at 11 in the morning. And by the way, I know it was you who stole my yougurt from the fridge. YOU ARE DEAD TO ME ALSO. (Turns and walks away from her).
CINDY: (To me) Ivan I am sooo sorry I missed our presentation. I was -
ME: (Stares her down with daggers of DEATH) YOU. ARE. DEAD TO ME. I had to do the presentation all by myself, I had to hand out all those phamplets, and had to talk to that woman in Marketing who picks her nose.
CINDY: But -
ME: DEAD TO ME!!!
CINDY: Ivan, will you just listen? I -
ME: (plugs ears) la la la la I don't hear anything, you are DEAD TO ME!!
CINDY: (Turns to my boss) Can you please make him listen?
MY BOSS: Oh Cindy. If I could make Ivan do things, I wouldn't be drinking vodka out of a flask at 11 in the morning. And by the way, I know it was you who stole my yougurt from the fridge. YOU ARE DEAD TO ME ALSO. (Turns and walks away from her).