Dec 16, 2005 14:13
oK SO I WAS LIKE SITTING EHRE IN COMM TECH AND TOBY COMES UP TO ME AND HES LIKE YO U HAVE A LIVE JOURNAL ACCOUNT. iM LIKE WTF EH, SO I DISCOVERED IT AND SO I WAS LIKE SWEET IM GUNNA TYPE THIS LONG THING ABOUT STAR WARS. I type with 2 fingers on the keyboard and iam always looking downa nd just realized that i did all that in caps but im not gunna retype all of it...btw if i make a spelling error live with it lol, i make em all the time.
OK, so episode 4, the duel with vader and good ol` obi wan. I think it was really weak...i understand the actors where under the impression that they had to "act" like the sabers where very heavy and had to hold them with 2 hands, but common guys. It was really slow and ZzZzZz-ish. 19 years before the battle on the death star these 2 characters where dueling on that lava planet for like 15 mins all hardcore. Episode 5 picked up the slack, although which leads me to my next argument.
Vader...as badass as he is, wins a pod racing title...the "chosen one" of all the jedi, defeats Count Dooku and Mace Windu, sure this bad dude has got quite the skills. Tragically he lost his limbs dueling obi wan (minus the arm he lost against dooku in ep.2.) By episode 6, he is appx. 42 years old, and his son Luke is about 26ish, give or take a few years. (i`ll show u the math later if you have the skill to read this much about my buyllshit.) Luke, who looks really gay with that half ass muchroom cut, manages to defeat his father on the deaath star infront of Sidious. I mean.,..vader...he has quite the history of butchering up the stringest of jedi and sith...gets PWNDDDD by a little fag farmer boy, i mean...yay for the jedi restopring peace to the galaxy but, i must say i lost alot of respect for the old goat there. (well hes only 42 but he looks old anyway...shut up)
Please dont block me...im just trying to express my opinion (matt just told me he was going to block me lol...hes a noob)
this is all for my p.1 entery, i`ll have p2 in a little cause star wars is just the coolest topic like ever. and for the recdord, i really like star wars, but i live a simople life and really have nothing else to critisize besides my own cooking.
teh_pwnerer
wtf