Because they are amusing and I'm procrastinating
Dear Cupid,
This year, I've had my ups and downs in the love department.
Aris_tgd used my phone to call a 1-900 number and I got stuck with the bill for $1,734.
Ruby_tuesday and I went to the public restrooms and hooked up through the stall.
I pulled down Nidhogg’s underwear in front of everyone - to mass applause.
So, as you can see, it's been a hectic year. Can you please make Arcanefruition fall in love with me this Valentine's day?
Sincerely,
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