30, 23
whatever it is, it's freakin me out.
i watch a lot of tv. i do my best. there was an episode of friends that did highlights of everyone turning 30 on the show. how phoebe lost a whole year cuz wah wah wah. how rachel did the math and realized that she'd have to be with the guy she's supposed to marry and he goes riding by on the scooter. how monica was krunk at her bday and fell. haha. that was funny. obviously since i wrote 'haha' before. duh.
i had lunch at this place today that offered DRINK TOWERS. WANT. let's go soon! i sat at the bar and ordered the godfather. it was a roast beef sammich. not bad. frieds were good. got gravy and smothered it like mmmmmmm. i was eavesdropping while i was eating and this old dude near me is telling this other old dude about his daughter's sexytime who just turned 30 and was all awesome.
so the friends episode was last night. lunch today was at lunch today. i just caught an airing of coupling on bbc 169 on VZ fios. i heart british funnies. not sure if they call them 'funnies' over there, but i can imagine them doing so... so yea! so this guy talks 'a lot of rubbish' when asking girls out and this chick talks 'a lot of rubbish' when being axed out, so it was perfect. right? i guess they get nervous and just say dumb shit like, did you push the button? and she's all, no, they do that on their own? referring to her boobs, and was referring to the lift button. so then they had this whole conversation where it ended up being like, 'then i guess it's a good thing i'm not asking you out!' but he r3ally was... so that's why it was funny? haha them witty brits. in the end, she said, 'happy 30th bday'.
it's cr33py. like when i see pictures of people with mouths for eyes.
what else is cr3epy? one time i rented that movie the number 23 with jim carrey. watched it with my sister. they were talking about all the combinations that equal 23 and when it was 9:14 pm in the movie, it was 9:14 pm on my cable box. my sister saw it too. we were both like, 'holy crap that's creepy.' or something cooler. i got the chills and felt all crazed inside like that's the universe telling me something frikkin important and not being able to remember what it was!
damn. almost everyone i know is turning 30... or isnt. big party? let's do it.
movie out called the bucket list. looks good. i should make a EO20s list: things that should be done by the birthday. i wonder if r. kelly is around.
i watch a lot of tv. i do my best. there was an episode of friends that did highlights of everyone turning 30 on the show. how phoebe lost a whole year cuz wah wah wah. how rachel did the math and realized that she'd have to be with the guy she's supposed to marry and he goes riding by on the scooter. how monica was krunk at her bday and fell. haha. that was funny. obviously since i wrote 'haha' before. duh.
i had lunch at this place today that offered DRINK TOWERS. WANT. let's go soon! i sat at the bar and ordered the godfather. it was a roast beef sammich. not bad. frieds were good. got gravy and smothered it like mmmmmmm. i was eavesdropping while i was eating and this old dude near me is telling this other old dude about his daughter's sexytime who just turned 30 and was all awesome.
so the friends episode was last night. lunch today was at lunch today. i just caught an airing of coupling on bbc 169 on VZ fios. i heart british funnies. not sure if they call them 'funnies' over there, but i can imagine them doing so... so yea! so this guy talks 'a lot of rubbish' when asking girls out and this chick talks 'a lot of rubbish' when being axed out, so it was perfect. right? i guess they get nervous and just say dumb shit like, did you push the button? and she's all, no, they do that on their own? referring to her boobs, and was referring to the lift button. so then they had this whole conversation where it ended up being like, 'then i guess it's a good thing i'm not asking you out!' but he r3ally was... so that's why it was funny? haha them witty brits. in the end, she said, 'happy 30th bday'.
it's cr33py. like when i see pictures of people with mouths for eyes.
what else is cr3epy? one time i rented that movie the number 23 with jim carrey. watched it with my sister. they were talking about all the combinations that equal 23 and when it was 9:14 pm in the movie, it was 9:14 pm on my cable box. my sister saw it too. we were both like, 'holy crap that's creepy.' or something cooler. i got the chills and felt all crazed inside like that's the universe telling me something frikkin important and not being able to remember what it was!
damn. almost everyone i know is turning 30... or isnt. big party? let's do it.
movie out called the bucket list. looks good. i should make a EO20s list: things that should be done by the birthday. i wonder if r. kelly is around.