zebra gum and jewish happy dances
the morning suxed. i threw myself out of bed which i didnt want to do. i love my bed its so warm and soft and cuddly. anyway, i bet jon fritz one dolla to eat some cricket food. it was slimy, green and waxy. it smelled like hot sweat ass. so he ate five of them and he ended up getting six dolla. Stan ate one but he ended up puking it up under the table. he tried to kiss be after that but i ended up pushing him into a table and running away. RUNAWAY RUNAWAY - ponty mython, my vagina loves that movie. but yea, then Christian, jordan's boyfriend got some Zebra Stripes gum! i havent had that shit in years!. we ended up licking each other's arms to put on the cool zebra tattoos. then we jew danced and brittany found some matza or jew food and we had a jewish picnic. yay!