this gig sucks
I was watching extreme makeover... laser [lasik? god i can't understand a word they say half the time] eye surgery is freaky and wrong. This guy says he hides behind his glasses. Fuck that! I love my glasses, I look like a tool without them. I think if someone said, "Hey Prue, ill pay for your expensive eye surgery, no sweat! you'll never have to wear glasses again!" I'd tell them to fuck off! I wouldnt WANT to get rid of my glasses. Sure they occassionally annoy me (ie-laying down watching tv) but id much rather be slightly annoyed occasionally than be without my glasses forever. My specs are awesome. People who DONT wear them are the suckie ones. yeah, take that you 20/20 vision FREAKS.
seriously though, id probably say yes, thankyou, give me the money and ill pay for it when i go there... and then run away laughing like an idiot all the way to the computer to buy pretty things online.
Also, i wonder how many people have gone through their extreme makeover and then turned around to their ugly spose and said,
"Yeah, you're right, i AM too good looking for you now" *LIVERPOOL KISS* and run away.
I've recently been doing more research into ways to limit my sweaty-armpitness [axillary hyperhidrosis for those who really didnt need to know]. Yup, you know it guys, everytime you see me ive got sweatmarks as big as my head on my shirt and everytime i get a hug you guys get wet hands. Why am i giving a shit about it now? Because i need to get a job. Yes, i had a job but i had that job for AAAAGGESS and i started out there just on weekends, so they had a chance to get used to it. Its hard making a good impression when you look like you just ran a marathon (which in my physical state is pretty fucken doubtful) or you look like your so nervous you could have a heartattack. Yeah it bothers me in general but not as much as you'd think : i had highschool to deal with that kind of humiliation.
SO - Aparantly, i dont have to resort to all the bizzare surgery that my shite doctor said was the only thing to do. (granted i haven't been to a doctor about this in about 5 years) first things to do is cut out all caffiene and spicey food. *falls over and dies* and there's other food and chemicals and the like to be avoided. plus there are insanely strong antiperspirants that you can get from the doctor/chemist which i will eventually try out.
and i hate my hair.
"im a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells... and i like to kiss my own butt" gotta love Moe.
seriously though, id probably say yes, thankyou, give me the money and ill pay for it when i go there... and then run away laughing like an idiot all the way to the computer to buy pretty things online.
Also, i wonder how many people have gone through their extreme makeover and then turned around to their ugly spose and said,
"Yeah, you're right, i AM too good looking for you now" *LIVERPOOL KISS* and run away.
I've recently been doing more research into ways to limit my sweaty-armpitness [axillary hyperhidrosis for those who really didnt need to know]. Yup, you know it guys, everytime you see me ive got sweatmarks as big as my head on my shirt and everytime i get a hug you guys get wet hands. Why am i giving a shit about it now? Because i need to get a job. Yes, i had a job but i had that job for AAAAGGESS and i started out there just on weekends, so they had a chance to get used to it. Its hard making a good impression when you look like you just ran a marathon (which in my physical state is pretty fucken doubtful) or you look like your so nervous you could have a heartattack. Yeah it bothers me in general but not as much as you'd think : i had highschool to deal with that kind of humiliation.
SO - Aparantly, i dont have to resort to all the bizzare surgery that my shite doctor said was the only thing to do. (granted i haven't been to a doctor about this in about 5 years) first things to do is cut out all caffiene and spicey food. *falls over and dies* and there's other food and chemicals and the like to be avoided. plus there are insanely strong antiperspirants that you can get from the doctor/chemist which i will eventually try out.
and i hate my hair.
"im a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells... and i like to kiss my own butt" gotta love Moe.