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I joined a cult yesterday. I'm really feeling serene.
I am feeling really good about joining the apple cult. Our leader, Steve, is really cool. It only cost me about $3000, and now I feel like a big whole in my life has been filled. Plus, you get one of these really snazzy things:
I have been told to expect my cyanide pills in the mail, with instructions on when to take them, soon. I finally feel like I belong.
I am feeling really good about joining the apple cult. Our leader, Steve, is really cool. It only cost me about $3000, and now I feel like a big whole in my life has been filled. Plus, you get one of these really snazzy things:
I have been told to expect my cyanide pills in the mail, with instructions on when to take them, soon. I finally feel like I belong.