Apr 08, 2008 21:18
I have a question for you all: Do you ever talk on the phone while using the toilet?
I honestly can't believe some people do this.. I must be conservative or something, but if someone was talking to ME while using the 'facilities', I'd be pretty grossed out.
Case in point: I get out of class early today, go to the washroom and I'm in a stall next to someone who is talking on their cell phone with somebody. Now, I don't even do the 'number 2' in a public rest area unless I'm having stomach problems.. let me get to why I bring this up.. She is talking to somebody on her cell, because god forbid you hang up for 5 minutes, and she starts talking about some dude who appears in Jennifer Lopez videos and commercials and how he's SO hot *Frummmp*... yak yak yak yak I know I totally think he's sexy *Fruuummmp*.. Maybe after the 3rd expulsion of a very wet-sounding gas does she say "I gotta go, I'll call you back." I am seriously laughing while I'm recalling this. After that, she lets out another and I gtfout of there before I have to smell it.
To TALK on the PHONE with somebody while you're doing it? Peeing and toilets flushing and obviously suffering from some kind of gassy mess... When did it become so acceptable to both the person in the bathroom and the person hearing it on the other end? I would be offended as hell if someone did that while talking to me; that they don't even have the common decency to hang up for a minute or so just say 'hold on a second' and go do their business since I so definitely don't want to be a part of that 'experience'. Really, some people. I have a feeling those people are the same that say "Eww" when they see blood in a movie. What's more grotesque, really? *lol*..