Desperate Housewives. . . er, Desperate Gay Boi?
The most interesting part of my days seem to be when I take my walk. Now, here are some interesting tidbits about my neighborhood.
1. The people who live on the end of my street are surgeons. The house's architecture is like a french chateau. I have never ever seen anyone go in or out of the house. Very creepy.
2. My next door neighbors don't decorate at christmas time. The dad comes out about a week before christmas and takes a roll of christmas lights and throws them on either side of his front steps in a pile.
3. My house is the only white one in the whole neighborhood.
4. My other next door neighbor used to be my babysitter. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. They also have the perfect house for a horror movie.
5. The people across the street are very rich. Their kids come and go at all hours of the night. They frequently ride in limos.
6. The house next door to the people across the street is very scandalous. They have four kids. . and the husband has just been caught cheating on his wife with the secretary. The husband has since moved out and has been spotted walking the dog with the secretary on a number of occasions.
7. Down the street lives my dad's business partner. My parents don't know it, but their son who also works at my dads office smokes pot. He's getting married later this year and is 30 years old. My dad also doesn't know it, but I have also caught the same son playing solitaire a number of times during the work day.
8. The people on corner on the other side of the street drive a truck. That's enough of a reason for them to be considered white trash in our neighborhood. I think they are moving, so that's a good sign.
9. The house that is perpendicular to our street has something to do with Bill Clinton. Like it's a cousin or something. Maybe a cousin of a cousin to him. I don't know.
Other interesting tidbits about my neighborhood. . .
1. There is a house that has it's own movie theatre inside it.
2. There are three brothers who live in the neighborhood and they are all dentists/oral surgeons. (The youngest brother is my dentist. The oldest brother is my step moms. Their dad, who doesn't live in the neighborhood, is my dad's. And the middle brother is the man who took my wisdom teeth out.)
3. There is only one black family in my neighborhood and they have the prettiest house in the entire neighborhood.
4. We have recently welcomed a Japanese family in the neighborhood as well. I saw the father walking in the neighborhood tonight, I am now going to call him Mr. Miagi from The Karate Kid. (This name will stay in effect until I have found out his actual name.)
5. There is a house that has a moat in front of it. It's a tiny moat with a rock bridge that leads to the front steps. It currently has no water in it though.
6. There is a house full of boys. I have now deemed them the "Wormers" since tonight, as I walked the block, all of them were out in the front yard skateboarding, riding electric scooters and none of them had shirts on. The oldest boy said Hello to me and because I was out of breath, all I could manage was a husky half "Hey" which sounded horrible and rude. I hope he doesn't think me of a monster. I was wearing my pink Damn Girl shirt though. . .so that could have scared him off as well. Oh well.
7. While a lot of the houses are pretty, we also have the ugliest house ever. It sits off on its own on a fully developed street. People buy it. . . and then move out before the year is up. It should just be torn down and built back right.
Okay, now that I have bored y'all with my Desperate Housewives-esque critiquing on my neighborhood. . .I will bid you adieu (spelling?). Have a nice night.
Oh yes, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince comes out in three days time. How exciting.
1. The people who live on the end of my street are surgeons. The house's architecture is like a french chateau. I have never ever seen anyone go in or out of the house. Very creepy.
2. My next door neighbors don't decorate at christmas time. The dad comes out about a week before christmas and takes a roll of christmas lights and throws them on either side of his front steps in a pile.
3. My house is the only white one in the whole neighborhood.
4. My other next door neighbor used to be my babysitter. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. They also have the perfect house for a horror movie.
5. The people across the street are very rich. Their kids come and go at all hours of the night. They frequently ride in limos.
6. The house next door to the people across the street is very scandalous. They have four kids. . and the husband has just been caught cheating on his wife with the secretary. The husband has since moved out and has been spotted walking the dog with the secretary on a number of occasions.
7. Down the street lives my dad's business partner. My parents don't know it, but their son who also works at my dads office smokes pot. He's getting married later this year and is 30 years old. My dad also doesn't know it, but I have also caught the same son playing solitaire a number of times during the work day.
8. The people on corner on the other side of the street drive a truck. That's enough of a reason for them to be considered white trash in our neighborhood. I think they are moving, so that's a good sign.
9. The house that is perpendicular to our street has something to do with Bill Clinton. Like it's a cousin or something. Maybe a cousin of a cousin to him. I don't know.
Other interesting tidbits about my neighborhood. . .
1. There is a house that has it's own movie theatre inside it.
2. There are three brothers who live in the neighborhood and they are all dentists/oral surgeons. (The youngest brother is my dentist. The oldest brother is my step moms. Their dad, who doesn't live in the neighborhood, is my dad's. And the middle brother is the man who took my wisdom teeth out.)
3. There is only one black family in my neighborhood and they have the prettiest house in the entire neighborhood.
4. We have recently welcomed a Japanese family in the neighborhood as well. I saw the father walking in the neighborhood tonight, I am now going to call him Mr. Miagi from The Karate Kid. (This name will stay in effect until I have found out his actual name.)
5. There is a house that has a moat in front of it. It's a tiny moat with a rock bridge that leads to the front steps. It currently has no water in it though.
6. There is a house full of boys. I have now deemed them the "Wormers" since tonight, as I walked the block, all of them were out in the front yard skateboarding, riding electric scooters and none of them had shirts on. The oldest boy said Hello to me and because I was out of breath, all I could manage was a husky half "Hey" which sounded horrible and rude. I hope he doesn't think me of a monster. I was wearing my pink Damn Girl shirt though. . .so that could have scared him off as well. Oh well.
7. While a lot of the houses are pretty, we also have the ugliest house ever. It sits off on its own on a fully developed street. People buy it. . . and then move out before the year is up. It should just be torn down and built back right.
Okay, now that I have bored y'all with my Desperate Housewives-esque critiquing on my neighborhood. . .I will bid you adieu (spelling?). Have a nice night.
Oh yes, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince comes out in three days time. How exciting.