Isabella Rossellini + Bug Costumes = @#)(*$~!! FUNNY
OK. My friend Mike (knife-Mike) sends me this link. He is like, "You have to go watch this." Knowing Mike as well as I do, I am naturally wary when the words "greenporno" appear in the URL he sends. However, he assured me that, no really, I needed to watch this, so I clicked. What I found..............is a gem.
http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno?go=watch
Isabella Rossellini hosts little mini-videos about how insects reproduce. While dressed up as said insects. And PERFORMING WHAT SHE'S SAYING. (There's no, like, naked people-parts or anything, don't worry. LOL) I was only able to watch through the bee one tonight since by the end of that one I was literally crying and my stomach hurt from laughing so hard. When the firefly one started with the line, "If I was a firefly, I would light my ass up like this," I just had to stop to catch my breath. Then Matt came down, gave me a suitable number of "WTF" glances, said I was scaring the cat, and then said he had to go to bed since he works at 5am. (I have it on good authority that the snail one is even funnier than the bee one, so to save Matt from having to wake up to me cackling like a dying hyena, I will refrain from watching the rest tonight.)
Go watch them. They are hysterical.
http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno?go=watch
Isabella Rossellini hosts little mini-videos about how insects reproduce. While dressed up as said insects. And PERFORMING WHAT SHE'S SAYING. (There's no, like, naked people-parts or anything, don't worry. LOL) I was only able to watch through the bee one tonight since by the end of that one I was literally crying and my stomach hurt from laughing so hard. When the firefly one started with the line, "If I was a firefly, I would light my ass up like this," I just had to stop to catch my breath. Then Matt came down, gave me a suitable number of "WTF" glances, said I was scaring the cat, and then said he had to go to bed since he works at 5am. (I have it on good authority that the snail one is even funnier than the bee one, so to save Matt from having to wake up to me cackling like a dying hyena, I will refrain from watching the rest tonight.)
Go watch them. They are hysterical.