The Hate List: Volume 7 - Commercials
Hey typos whats up. NOT in a good mood.
FUCK YOU LIFE. JUST FUCK YOU. NOSEJOB, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? "ARE YOU TWO EVEN SINGING?!" LISTEN BITCH, TAKE THIS FORK AND SHOVE IT UP THAT FUCKING NOSE OF YOURS BECAUSE YOU CAN FIT AT LEAST 10 FUCKING UTENSILS UP THAT THING. FUCKNG FUCKING BTICVHY WHY THEH FUCK MUST YOU MKAE EVEROYNE ELSE'S LIVES SUCK JUST TO MAKE YUOU SEEM SUPERIOR?! I CANT WAIT TILL OYU FUCKING GRADUATE STUPID BTICH!!!
Lamasil and Head-On were previously discussed in volume 1.
"Mhmm! Possiblities!"
I will definitely admit I speak black and thought it was Kampells. Not going to lie. But Cambells soup commercials are not really annoying persay, they just dont make fucking sense. "Mmhmm, possibilities!" Possibilities of what, bitch? Heat it, stir it, eat it. What can you do with soup? Burn someone...throw it up...spit rice out of your nose... WOW. The commercial IS right. So many possibilities with SOUP.
"M-m-m-m-m-m-m!"
Lipton Green Tea. I love it. Okay. But "M-m-m-m-m-m-m! M-m-m-m-m-m-m!" You know the one. Omfg. It is SO DAMN ANNOYING.SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAKE TEA BITCH~!!!!
"Perhaps Fratllian."
"My mouth can't afford these words. Is it Frencccch or is it Italiannnn. Perhaps SHUTTHEFUCKUPYOUFUCKING WHORE. I HATEEEE the dunkin donuts commercial! MUTHAFUKAOMFG. What I hate even more is how they show the rehead girl next to the redhead guy. Just not happening for me. It pisses me off every time.
"Dirrhea is COOL"
FUCK YOU BTICH ITS NOT! Peptobismol can die and go to fucking hell! "Upset Stomach, Dirrehea, Heart Burn Indegestion" I DONT EVEN KNWO THE FUCKING SONG. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I WONT EVEN TAKE YOUR STPID FUCKING MEDICINE IF I HAVE AN "UPSET STOMACH" BECAUSE YOUR COMMERCIALS ARE FUCKING RETARDED. DE DE FUCKING DE! AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE LIZARD?!
"Look at me, I'm fruit!"
FUCKING FRUITCAKE. FRUITY CHEERIOS. FUCKING. FRUITY. CHEERIO. what the FUCK is a fruity cheerio?! When I think FRUITY, I think....grape. apple. strawberry. watermelon (i bet all of those were vegetables). Not cherrios. Cheerios are circular THINGS. NOT fruity. thats a rip off of fruit loops! what is a froot loop? omfg i typed froot. HELP. Whats even worse is the song. "happyness runs in a circular motion". WHAT. THE .HELL!? and the voice, omfg. SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPP!
"Toyota City! I sing like a fucker!"
YOU FUCKIKNG JACKASS SHU THE FUCK UP. Literally. who the uck puts a donkey in their commercial!? SICK BASTARDS. I hatteee the voice and AHH THIS COMMERCIAL HTU THE FUCK UP.
"crazy frogg frogg!"
Jamster. Okay, I was home sick once in 7th grade, and I WANTED TO FUCKING KILL MYSELFFFFF. Every 10 seconds wasthe Jmster commercial wiht that FUCKING ANNYING POLICE HORN. IF ANYONE HAS THAT AS THEIR RINGTONE, I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM UNTIL THEY CHANGE IT. it is teh most OBNOXIOUS, LOUD thing in the world! and the crazy frog is a fucking bastard.
"I hate to go and leave this pretty sight..."
adeiu! adeiu! fuck you and you and you! Kia Cais. Omfg. shut up. you kow teh song. "goodbyeeeee!" NO ON GETS THAT FUCKING HAPPY BOUT A CAR. JUST STOP. i hate how these people think its FUNNY/! IT NOT! ITS FUCKIGN ANNOYING!!!!!
"you can do that too!"
goodaccountants.com. This commercial is fairly new, but I want to eat a camera every time I see it. The acting is so bad that it is PAINFUL. It's just....bad.
"i love to dance!"
Chanel N°5. I like the product, I do. I even like Nicole Kidman! Just the commercial..."I love to danceee!!" NO. No you dont bitch. *headdesk*
Clearly I am pissed and needed to venet my emotions on commercials. I'm so mad right now. Its just ridiculous...
AND CERTAIN PEOPLE NEED TO FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
AND OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN WHAT THE FUCK COMMITMENT IS!!
FUCK YOU LIFE. JUST FUCK YOU. NOSEJOB, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? "ARE YOU TWO EVEN SINGING?!" LISTEN BITCH, TAKE THIS FORK AND SHOVE IT UP THAT FUCKING NOSE OF YOURS BECAUSE YOU CAN FIT AT LEAST 10 FUCKING UTENSILS UP THAT THING. FUCKNG FUCKING BTICVHY WHY THEH FUCK MUST YOU MKAE EVEROYNE ELSE'S LIVES SUCK JUST TO MAKE YUOU SEEM SUPERIOR?! I CANT WAIT TILL OYU FUCKING GRADUATE STUPID BTICH!!!
Lamasil and Head-On were previously discussed in volume 1.
"Mhmm! Possiblities!"
I will definitely admit I speak black and thought it was Kampells. Not going to lie. But Cambells soup commercials are not really annoying persay, they just dont make fucking sense. "Mmhmm, possibilities!" Possibilities of what, bitch? Heat it, stir it, eat it. What can you do with soup? Burn someone...throw it up...spit rice out of your nose... WOW. The commercial IS right. So many possibilities with SOUP.
"M-m-m-m-m-m-m!"
Lipton Green Tea. I love it. Okay. But "M-m-m-m-m-m-m! M-m-m-m-m-m-m!" You know the one. Omfg. It is SO DAMN ANNOYING.SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAKE TEA BITCH~!!!!
"Perhaps Fratllian."
"My mouth can't afford these words. Is it Frencccch or is it Italiannnn. Perhaps SHUTTHEFUCKUPYOUFUCKING WHORE. I HATEEEE the dunkin donuts commercial! MUTHAFUKAOMFG. What I hate even more is how they show the rehead girl next to the redhead guy. Just not happening for me. It pisses me off every time.
"Dirrhea is COOL"
FUCK YOU BTICH ITS NOT! Peptobismol can die and go to fucking hell! "Upset Stomach, Dirrehea, Heart Burn Indegestion" I DONT EVEN KNWO THE FUCKING SONG. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I WONT EVEN TAKE YOUR STPID FUCKING MEDICINE IF I HAVE AN "UPSET STOMACH" BECAUSE YOUR COMMERCIALS ARE FUCKING RETARDED. DE DE FUCKING DE! AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE LIZARD?!
"Look at me, I'm fruit!"
FUCKING FRUITCAKE. FRUITY CHEERIOS. FUCKING. FRUITY. CHEERIO. what the FUCK is a fruity cheerio?! When I think FRUITY, I think....grape. apple. strawberry. watermelon (i bet all of those were vegetables). Not cherrios. Cheerios are circular THINGS. NOT fruity. thats a rip off of fruit loops! what is a froot loop? omfg i typed froot. HELP. Whats even worse is the song. "happyness runs in a circular motion". WHAT. THE .HELL!? and the voice, omfg. SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPP!
"Toyota City! I sing like a fucker!"
YOU FUCKIKNG JACKASS SHU THE FUCK UP. Literally. who the uck puts a donkey in their commercial!? SICK BASTARDS. I hatteee the voice and AHH THIS COMMERCIAL HTU THE FUCK UP.
"crazy frogg frogg!"
Jamster. Okay, I was home sick once in 7th grade, and I WANTED TO FUCKING KILL MYSELFFFFF. Every 10 seconds wasthe Jmster commercial wiht that FUCKING ANNYING POLICE HORN. IF ANYONE HAS THAT AS THEIR RINGTONE, I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM UNTIL THEY CHANGE IT. it is teh most OBNOXIOUS, LOUD thing in the world! and the crazy frog is a fucking bastard.
"I hate to go and leave this pretty sight..."
adeiu! adeiu! fuck you and you and you! Kia Cais. Omfg. shut up. you kow teh song. "goodbyeeeee!" NO ON GETS THAT FUCKING HAPPY BOUT A CAR. JUST STOP. i hate how these people think its FUNNY/! IT NOT! ITS FUCKIGN ANNOYING!!!!!
"you can do that too!"
goodaccountants.com. This commercial is fairly new, but I want to eat a camera every time I see it. The acting is so bad that it is PAINFUL. It's just....bad.
"i love to dance!"
Chanel N°5. I like the product, I do. I even like Nicole Kidman! Just the commercial..."I love to danceee!!" NO. No you dont bitch. *headdesk*
Clearly I am pissed and needed to venet my emotions on commercials. I'm so mad right now. Its just ridiculous...
AND CERTAIN PEOPLE NEED TO FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
AND OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN WHAT THE FUCK COMMITMENT IS!!