effin roomates
me: hey ruben, do you have velcro?
ruben: no but i have to poop.
me: fair enough.
[ruben walks into the bathroom with a binder and a pencil in hand]
me: you doin homework on the pot? a little light reading?
ruben: yeah, i'm pretty productive when i poop. i'll be out in a bit.
me: see you then.
and i'm still laughing my ass off.
cause that was all said in seriousness, well it sounded serious at the time.
happy v-day everyone.
ruben: no but i have to poop.
me: fair enough.
[ruben walks into the bathroom with a binder and a pencil in hand]
me: you doin homework on the pot? a little light reading?
ruben: yeah, i'm pretty productive when i poop. i'll be out in a bit.
me: see you then.
and i'm still laughing my ass off.
cause that was all said in seriousness, well it sounded serious at the time.
happy v-day everyone.