And now for something completely different...
Okay, bear with me on this, this is the first time I've made one of these myself.
Name: Travis The Tonnberry King
Age: Twenty-Two
Rank: King
Species: Tonnberry
Secert Origin: Mysteriously bitten by a radioactive Dung beetle when he was doing research for 4-H legislature, Travis the Tonberry was gifted with incredible political prowess, witch he then used to take over the entire Tonnberry world and proclaim himself King.
Marital Status:...single...why?
Siblings: Two- Tanya The Tonberry and Sarah the Evil... thing.
Sidekicks: Shane the mentally challenged wolfdog! Fear his stupidity!!
Pets(Dead or alive): Dony the hairless Ferret
Best bud(s): Liz, BLuE, Bill, Greek, Alex, Jex, Amanda, Shane the mentally challenged wolfdog, and Tom.
Fave food and why: Sushi, cause it' like noting the Americans could ever come up with
Fave sport and Why: I like people watching. Theres less exertion and lots of cheap laughs
Fave Position and why: Reverse coyboy
Fave fantasy and why: ... I like dark things... BDSM, Spiritual sexuality, the stuff you only see on anime...
Fave Candy and why: Chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate CHOCOLATE!!!!
Fave IceCream and why: MORE CHOCOLATE!!! with sprinkles
Fave actor/acrtress and why: Angelina Jolie... (drools)
Comedy or tradgedy: Comedy, I need a good laugh more often than a tear jerker
Paper or plastic: plastic has handles
Doggy or Missionary: Most of the people I've been with prefer doggy
Coke or Pepsi: I'm a coke guy through and through
Captain Morgan or Bacardi: I love the spicy flavor that only the Captain has
Watermelon or Honeydew: I'm addicted to watermelon
Batman Or Superman: Superman's a puss.
Billy or Mandy: Ehehehehheh. Billy.
Least fave person and why: She who must not be named. Cause she sucked the life out of me.
Least fave food and why: Lima beans taste like vomit flavored dirt
Least fave candy and why: I hate licorice. Reminds me of ouzo, which tastes like licorice.
Least fave Position and why: I like 'em all, but i like spoonig the least
Least fave animal and why: sugar gliders. Friggin rats from hell!!!
Least fave actor/actress and why: I hate that kid that played ankin in the last two star wars movies. Coulnt act if they held a lightsaber to his throught
Most emabarrassing moment: Sneezed when I went to kiss someone. Not cool.
Most beautiful person you know: This girl I work with, Jess. Can't take my eyes off her
Most enlightening moment: Right before I jumped of of a bridge. I foun ut she who must not be nmed wasn't worth all that.
Most ugly animal, baby, supermodel you've seen: I've seen some realy, REALLY, ugly babies at my work.
Best Kiss and who: In Rome. Elise.
Best Hug an who: My sister gives the best hugs.
Best present and who: A ring. From Andrea. I may not have many good memories of her, but it was a really thoughtful gift.
Best sex and who: She who must not be named. In the shower.
What do you want from life: Love.
What do you want from love: Life.
What do you want from you: ME!!!
Your motto: Just be.
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Well, that's that! Now tell me what you think.
Feeling acomplished
Travis The Tonnberry King
Name: Travis The Tonnberry King
Age: Twenty-Two
Rank: King
Species: Tonnberry
Secert Origin: Mysteriously bitten by a radioactive Dung beetle when he was doing research for 4-H legislature, Travis the Tonberry was gifted with incredible political prowess, witch he then used to take over the entire Tonnberry world and proclaim himself King.
Marital Status:...single...why?
Siblings: Two- Tanya The Tonberry and Sarah the Evil... thing.
Sidekicks: Shane the mentally challenged wolfdog! Fear his stupidity!!
Pets(Dead or alive): Dony the hairless Ferret
Best bud(s): Liz, BLuE, Bill, Greek, Alex, Jex, Amanda, Shane the mentally challenged wolfdog, and Tom.
Fave food and why: Sushi, cause it' like noting the Americans could ever come up with
Fave sport and Why: I like people watching. Theres less exertion and lots of cheap laughs
Fave Position and why: Reverse coyboy
Fave fantasy and why: ... I like dark things... BDSM, Spiritual sexuality, the stuff you only see on anime...
Fave Candy and why: Chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate CHOCOLATE!!!!
Fave IceCream and why: MORE CHOCOLATE!!! with sprinkles
Fave actor/acrtress and why: Angelina Jolie... (drools)
Comedy or tradgedy: Comedy, I need a good laugh more often than a tear jerker
Paper or plastic: plastic has handles
Doggy or Missionary: Most of the people I've been with prefer doggy
Coke or Pepsi: I'm a coke guy through and through
Captain Morgan or Bacardi: I love the spicy flavor that only the Captain has
Watermelon or Honeydew: I'm addicted to watermelon
Batman Or Superman: Superman's a puss.
Billy or Mandy: Ehehehehheh. Billy.
Least fave person and why: She who must not be named. Cause she sucked the life out of me.
Least fave food and why: Lima beans taste like vomit flavored dirt
Least fave candy and why: I hate licorice. Reminds me of ouzo, which tastes like licorice.
Least fave Position and why: I like 'em all, but i like spoonig the least
Least fave animal and why: sugar gliders. Friggin rats from hell!!!
Least fave actor/actress and why: I hate that kid that played ankin in the last two star wars movies. Coulnt act if they held a lightsaber to his throught
Most emabarrassing moment: Sneezed when I went to kiss someone. Not cool.
Most beautiful person you know: This girl I work with, Jess. Can't take my eyes off her
Most enlightening moment: Right before I jumped of of a bridge. I foun ut she who must not be nmed wasn't worth all that.
Most ugly animal, baby, supermodel you've seen: I've seen some realy, REALLY, ugly babies at my work.
Best Kiss and who: In Rome. Elise.
Best Hug an who: My sister gives the best hugs.
Best present and who: A ring. From Andrea. I may not have many good memories of her, but it was a really thoughtful gift.
Best sex and who: She who must not be named. In the shower.
What do you want from life: Love.
What do you want from love: Life.
What do you want from you: ME!!!
Your motto: Just be.
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Well, that's that! Now tell me what you think.
Feeling acomplished
Travis The Tonnberry King