You can lead a horse to...
[08:45] TheCheese: I am hunglicious
[08:45] Me: Me too.
[08:45] TheCheese: I could eat a horse
[08:45] Me: Hmm.
[08:46] TheCheese: I think in order to shorten that phrase
[08:46] TheCheese: I will say
[08:46] TheCheese: I am hung (short for hungry) like a horse (such that something like a horse would sustain my hunger)
[08:47] Me: I see.
[08:47] TheCheese: that is what I will say from now on
[08:48] TheCheese: I am hung like a horse
[08:48] Me: You do realize that's more words than 'I could eat a horse.'
[08:48] TheCheese: I am hung like a horse!
[08:48] TheCheese: It is less words than "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
[08:49] Me: Yes, but 'I could eat a horse' gets the same point across.
[08:49] TheCheese: so does I'm hung like a horse
[08:50] Me: Mmm... hmmm...
[08:50] TheCheese: plus, it has many other functions
[08:51] Me: Misleading the lady horses?
[08:51] TheCheese: misleading?
[08:51] TheCheese: OR ACCURATELY LEADING?
[08:51] Me: You can lead a horse to weenie.
[08:52] TheCheese: But you can't make it....
[08:52] Me: suck?
[08:52] Me: Those big teeth...
[08:52] TheCheese: yeah, horses don't have proper mouth shapes for that
[08:52] Me: You're probably better off.
[08:52] TheCheese: what about a human girl who likes horses though?
[08:53] Me: Do you really want a girl like that?
[08:54] TheCheese: well maybe she'd never suck a horse, but is overjoyed to meet a human who resembles a horse in some particular way
[08:54] TheCheese: I have no major problem with a girl like that
[08:54] Me: Mmmm hmmm....
[08:55] TheCheese: do you submit that I should have a problem?
[08:55] Me: You have problems. Yes.
[08:55] TheCheese: You have a problem
[08:55] TheCheese: LACK OF ROBO ARMS
[08:55] TheCheese: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0_mLumx-6Y
[08:45] Me: Me too.
[08:45] TheCheese: I could eat a horse
[08:45] Me: Hmm.
[08:46] TheCheese: I think in order to shorten that phrase
[08:46] TheCheese: I will say
[08:46] TheCheese: I am hung (short for hungry) like a horse (such that something like a horse would sustain my hunger)
[08:47] Me: I see.
[08:47] TheCheese: that is what I will say from now on
[08:48] TheCheese: I am hung like a horse
[08:48] Me: You do realize that's more words than 'I could eat a horse.'
[08:48] TheCheese: I am hung like a horse!
[08:48] TheCheese: It is less words than "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
[08:49] Me: Yes, but 'I could eat a horse' gets the same point across.
[08:49] TheCheese: so does I'm hung like a horse
[08:50] Me: Mmm... hmmm...
[08:50] TheCheese: plus, it has many other functions
[08:51] Me: Misleading the lady horses?
[08:51] TheCheese: misleading?
[08:51] TheCheese: OR ACCURATELY LEADING?
[08:51] Me: You can lead a horse to weenie.
[08:52] TheCheese: But you can't make it....
[08:52] Me: suck?
[08:52] Me: Those big teeth...
[08:52] TheCheese: yeah, horses don't have proper mouth shapes for that
[08:52] Me: You're probably better off.
[08:52] TheCheese: what about a human girl who likes horses though?
[08:53] Me: Do you really want a girl like that?
[08:54] TheCheese: well maybe she'd never suck a horse, but is overjoyed to meet a human who resembles a horse in some particular way
[08:54] TheCheese: I have no major problem with a girl like that
[08:54] Me: Mmmm hmmm....
[08:55] TheCheese: do you submit that I should have a problem?
[08:55] Me: You have problems. Yes.
[08:55] TheCheese: You have a problem
[08:55] TheCheese: LACK OF ROBO ARMS
[08:55] TheCheese: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0_mLumx-6Y