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[09:42] TheCheese: wanna hear something gross?
[09:42] Me: I guess
[09:42] TheCheese: I was having sex with a twinkie the other day
[09:42] TheCheese: and then my cat threw up
[09:43] Me: wow
[09:43] TheCheese: I know, right? Cats are gross.
[09:43] TheCheese: that is the joke!
[09:43] Me: yeah
[09:43] Me: pretty much
[09:43] Me: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it is
[09:43] TheCheese: I implied sex with twinkie was merely setting the stage
[09:43] TheCheese: girls can have sex with frozen twinkies
[09:44] TheCheese: but boys can not. Unless they have diamond tipped penises.
[09:44] Me: um
[09:44] Me: I don't think twinkie sex is a good idea
[09:44] TheCheese: Well maybe not for a girl
[09:44] TheCheese: unless you keep it wrapped or put a condom on it or something
[09:44] TheCheese: but I don't see that it's necessarily bad for boys
[09:44] TheCheese: just weird
[09:45] Me: yeah
[09:45] Me: twinkie condom might be okay
[09:45] TheCheese: wrapping wouldn't because the cellophane might be scratchy or something
[09:45] TheCheese: it is not designed for vaginas.
[09:45] Me: no I don't figure it is
[09:46] Me: why do we have conversations like this?
[09:46] TheCheese: because I talk about sex a lot
[09:46] TheCheese: and I talk about food a lot
[09:46] TheCheese: and you get drawn in and don't know how to escape
[09:46] Me: This is probably true
[09:46] Me: also I find it hilarious
[09:46] TheCheese: oh good