Stupid test...
Read over these questions, if anything here has happened to you put an x beside it.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. Jennifer will remember this.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. And a variety of other pesky inanimate objects.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. Baa Baa Black Sheep too.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. Metal bathroom!
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. Hey, at least I can drink out of a straw when I actually get it in my mouth. *eyes Jeni*
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk, drool, or snore.
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. Or maybe I'm just thinking somewhere else.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. Or run screaming.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice". Okay, okay. I get loud when I'm excited about stupid stuff.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug. Probably snorted one too.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. Is eating breakfast more important?
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. Again, Jennifer will remember this.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. All the time.
[x] You have run around naked in your house. Damn straight! When I have the house to myself there are no limits to the silly things I'll do.
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things. Not as often now as I used to. I'd be scared to touch anything at anyone's house for fear of disaster.
[ ] You tilt you're head when you're confused. I dunno, you tell me.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. When I'm everywhere. In class too! That's house I met one of my best friends!!! *snuggles Jeni*
[ ] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.
Score = 22
NOW, take that number and multiply it by 3.
I am 66% Stupid.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. Jennifer will remember this.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. And a variety of other pesky inanimate objects.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. Baa Baa Black Sheep too.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. Metal bathroom!
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. Hey, at least I can drink out of a straw when I actually get it in my mouth. *eyes Jeni*
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk, drool, or snore.
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. Or maybe I'm just thinking somewhere else.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. Or run screaming.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice". Okay, okay. I get loud when I'm excited about stupid stuff.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug. Probably snorted one too.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. Is eating breakfast more important?
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. Again, Jennifer will remember this.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. All the time.
[x] You have run around naked in your house. Damn straight! When I have the house to myself there are no limits to the silly things I'll do.
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things. Not as often now as I used to. I'd be scared to touch anything at anyone's house for fear of disaster.
[ ] You tilt you're head when you're confused. I dunno, you tell me.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. When I'm everywhere. In class too! That's house I met one of my best friends!!! *snuggles Jeni*
[ ] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.
Score = 22
NOW, take that number and multiply it by 3.
I am 66% Stupid.