I guess there's little chance that I'd ever get out of Mexico.

[rutledge9]

Unless, of course, I joined the Mexican army.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rut!

1. Rut once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
2. Rut is worth his weight in gold - literally!
3. Peanuts and Rut are beans!
4. Rut was the first Tsar of Russia.
5. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Rut!
6. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Rut.
7. Rut was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
8. Rut cannot jump.
9. Rut is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
10. Rut cannot swim.