Blayz report - 20/09/2015
To Defendur Cumarnd
So, I dun got put in charj ugen, this tiym to investugayt hobgoblins wot wos atakin the vilidj of Short Drop neyur the Galows Wud.
Wizud Nemusis and Marshul Jayn Dow wos gud at thinkin of kwestyuns so I mowstle got them to do the torkin. The vilidjurs told us the hobgoblins wos stelin thayr shineys and cows but wont hurtin pepul if thay ran uway (wot thay wos doin). We stopd sum hobgoblins and an adulesunt trol from stelin a cow. Thay orlso sed thayr had bin a patrol to anothur vilidj wen it had burnd down.
Champiun Marius wot wos with us had bin on that patrol a cupul of munths ugo wot had investugaytid problums at the vilidj of Long Drop neyurbi so triyd to xplayn wot hapund.
The situayshun is a bit complicaytid but baysicle thayr wos for siblins wot livd in the wuds corld Liyf, Deth, Ordur and Kayos. Theyr seymd to be humuns. Eych of them had sum orc preysts and then lots of hobgoblins. The othur patrol had endid up kilin Liyf and Deth but Liyf had got reserektid and Deth had rufusd.
Now thayr wos lots mor hobgoblins cos Liyf wos protektin them and the deth orcs wos neyurle orl kild so thay wont fiytin ene mor. We uvenchuale fownd owt that Liyf wos planin to tayk orl the hobgoblins uway from the Kingdom wot is gud but she had told them to foridj for food and so thay had dun ‘foridj’ from the vilidj. Liyf lukd liyk a normul humun and Nemusis chekd her for influwens. She wos a preystes and had lots of mirakulus powur and no majik.
Liyf told the hobgoblins thay wont ulowd to tayk the vilidjurs things and mayd them fiynd evrethin thay had tuk so we cud giv it bak. She told us her dad wot wos Baluns wos rele grumpe arftur Deth had bin kild and arskd us to help her fiynd her bruthur Ordur and sistur Kayos so thay cud tork abowt wot to do abowt thayr dad. Aparuntle he wos tryin to mayk big orcs wot wos wiyt. I told Liyf abowt the Bigunin but she dint think it wos the saym thing.
We fownd Ordur wos hurtin Kayos but Liyf stopd him. He then recogniysd Marius as the won wot had kild Deth and chalinjd him to a djuwl. Wen Marius had neyurle won, Ordur told his pepul to atak us. We had beyt them wen thayr dad turnd up and showtid at us for upsetin his xperimunt. I told him he wos under urest then he got to of his wiyt orcs to atak us. Thay startin bi triyin to kil Liyf and Kayos then turnd on us. Thay hit rele hard - to blows mayd mi leg stop workin and Gardiyun Kayn had bowns browk and Marius wos hurt bad to - but we did kil them. Marshul Jayn
ovurcarst triyin to fiks pepul and wos goin to hav to pray befor we wos orl betur but then sum orcs wot had helin ariyvd and helpd us and Liyf and Ordur wot did sum mor fiksin wen thay wos betur.
Ordur dint remembur fiytin us or Kayos. I got Nemusis to chek him and she sed his miynd wos damidjd liyk he had bin influwensd and then it had bin ripd owt.
The siblins wontid to go arftur thayr dad. We poyntid owt how hard his orcs wos and thay disidid thay wontid to tri and get Deth to cum bak so Ordur and Kayos caym bak with us to be taykun to his bode. Liyf stayd with the orcs to mayk them behayv. Orlso we thort it best if the wons wot cud be daynjerus wos with us in cays thayr dad triyd to control them ugen. We tuk the stolun things bak to the vilidj.
I think we neyd to send a patrol to stop thayr dad wot is pripayrd to fiyt the wiyt orcs and for wotevur things a Baluns preyst can carst. The siblins say thay wil help and thayr orcs and hobgoblins to but thay miyt not be aybul to if thayr dad is the won wot mayd Ordur fiyt us cos he miyt control them to.
If yu neyd to no enethin els let me no.
Wordun Corprul Blayz