Gard Captin Petersun
On ar way to Tugswel we met to larg grups of fiyr goblins wot sed theyr wos mor of them and they wos planin to tayk over the Barone. They wosunt vere dayngerus but we dint go arftur them cos we had to fiynd the misin childrun.
The pepul at Tugswel wos vere confewsd and onle the Marshul seymd to no wot wos goin on. We got wot informayshun we cud from them and hedid on.
Seykur cud do trakin so we folowd traks from the vilig to the wuds. We fownd sum minstruls at the wuds edg wot did not hav any childrun with them and had not sin them.
In the wuds we then fownd sum unded (skelituns and zombes) wot Marshul Anusthesiya sed wos fresh. Wun of them had a talismun on wot sed J.F. We fort them orl and caym to a split in the parth. Seykur sed the unded had bin mayd heur. We fownd an elf hidin wot sed he wos from the Towur of Wortur and scayrd of the unded but we wos suspishus of him. Nemusis arsked sum kwestyuns and thort he miyt be lyin so we sed he shud cum with us then Nemusis sent him to slepe. We surchd him and fownd to spelbuks - wun had wortur spels but sed it bulongd to Jess Frozunhart, so we thort it miyt be the unded with the talimun, the uthur spelbuk had rewns nun of us nyu so we thort it miyt be necromanse. The Marshul disidid to exekyewt him.
We fownd a grup of wulfs with sum bowns - Gonzo went in to luk at them and fownd they wos deyr bowns so we dint think they had eytun the childrun.
We went bak to the mayn parth and Seykur wos aybul to fiynd the childruns traks and sumwun folowin them. We then met a wumun huw sed she nyu wi we wos theyr and wud tayk us to the crohn to help us. The crohn sed the childrun had gon into a cayv and had had dreyms wot told the fyutur. She sed she had sin us goin to a vilij corld Pepering Eye. She orlso gayv us a torch for the cayv.
The cayv wos akchuale a tunul and we soon caym owt the uthur siyd. As soon as we wos owt of the tunul, roks fel blokin the entruns. We had to care on and fownd sumwun payntin siyns to stop the dibuks from reydin them. We wos aybul to cleyn the paynt of and reyd the siyn to fiynd Pepering Eye liyk the Crohn had sed.
On the way we met the ohwld hohm gard wot wos singin. Seykur and Nemusis proovd we wos not dibuks by singin the song to. At the vilij they wos orlso woriyd abowt dibuks, wot they sed wos orl hyumuns. They nyu abowt the childrun wot had bin sent to liv with a Mis Costah. We went to fiynd them and the layde from powst ofis caym with us as a giyd. On the way thre pepul atackd us, wot ar giyd sed wos dibuks. They wos showtin but we dint undurstand them. They wos gripd or entangld, weyknusd and had theyr wepuns distroyd prite kwikle but they wud not stop triyin to fiyt us so we had to kil them.
We fownd the childrun wos sayf but they sed theyr had bin a rok forl arftur they caym thru the tunul to, wot sed theyr wos majik at wurk. Mis Costa sed she wos a witch, wot wos difurent to bein a mayj and she had a buk of spels. It sed it had a spel to muhv roks but the last payj was misin. As we cudnt get bak until the roks wos muhvd, we ugreed to help fiynd the rest.
She had a majik bedrol wot cud transport yu plays liyk with the FRAN netwurk but with mor strang liyts and culurs. We went to the plays she had bort the buk but cudnt fiynd the endin. Theyr wos anuthur atack by the dibuk pepul wot we kild then a man apeyrd from an aleway and sed he nyu weyr the end wos. He introduwsd us to his frend wot had the buk. Theyr wos a standof and we triyd to trik them and they triyd to trik us but then we swopd buks onle to fiynd the spel nedid speshul medaliuns but they wos to be fownd on the Iyl of Carumba wot nowun cud get to. Cept we had the majik bedrol so we cud go.
The bedrol flew us into the se nekst to the ilund weyr we fownd a darncin contest with eyuls to win wun of the medaliuns. Seykur and Nemusis wun. Then we wos puld owt of the se bi a huk and met a beyr hu tuk us to meet the King wot wos a liun. We playd a jugurborl match ugenst him for the secund medaliun. He cheetid but we stil wun.
We went bak to Mis Costas hows weyr she testid the spel then she disapeyrd. We wos suspishus but neydid to tri and get the childrun howm so tuk them to the tunul entruns. Heyr we met sum workin armur with a siyn wot sed we had bin trikd. We cudnt hurt it or ane of the uthur movin armur and things wot wos theyr but it wont rele hurtin us ivur. Then Marshul Anisthesiya nokd Mis Costa owt and orl the armur fel ovur.
We movd the roks so we cud get howm and handid her in to locul orthorites then returnd with the childrun to Tugswel.
It sownds od but it definutle hapund liyk that and we wos not drunk or halucinatin. I think the uthur plays wos anuthur playn liyk with the Shiftin and the Duriel.
Wordun Corprul Blayz.