Mr. Jeeves...How do you lose face fat? -Signed, Poof Face
So I got up this morning to take my sister to tennis practice at 9...that sucks. So at the moment I'm not too tired so I'm going to do some researching. Don't you guys hate having a fat face? Ok my face isn't fat, but I smile so damn much that my cheeks are humungous (to me they are haha.) So mission: look up how to loose face fatness...So I went to askjeeves.com and typed in "How do you lose face fat" hahahhaah this is so humoring me like no other. Damn and there's nothing. Guess I will have to get liposuction of the cheeks when I become rich with my sweet ass Physical Therapy job YES!
So I have 2 more weeks left. That sucks but oh well I guess I'm ready to get this last year of NDC over with w/ a bang. Then I'll prob go to Davenport with my bud Erica so that we can get a house together. I love that girl :sigh: and she's away on a vacation right now...
My sister just got back from NY yesterday. We had to wait at that fucking airport from 10-4pm. I about puked everywhere. But the good thing is, is that my rich Aunt got me an IPod Mini and 2 Lui Vuiton purses...I will never use the purses so I gave them to my sissy :) Idk even though its like super cool for a girl if you have a Lui Vuiton purse, I hate them b/c when I carry it I feel like some rich snob bitch, whom are the people I really dispise. But the Ipod is WAY SWEET :) :) But yea we had to wait so long b/c my sissy missed her flight b/c of some gay flight attendent who didn't know what was going on...so If I saw him I would probably puke on him too.
OK plan for today up untill the afternoon...take a nap, then eat...what I have NO FUCKING CLUE...I'll prob just eat some Mike n Ikes b/c we dont even have bread in this house to eat. Hmma then I will play el guitarra, and thennnn I will finally complete my painting of A Nightmare Before Christmas which is going to be SWEET ASS.
And then I will hang out with my bestest bud in the whole wide world who smells like heaven and who's looks resemble Brad Pitts, and who farts like every 10 minutes, and he sings like an angel, and walks with the hottest manlyiest stride with such confidence that all women who see him turn their heads in complete infatuation as they whisper to their friends: "DAMN I'd like to put some barbeque sauce on THAT FINE ASS and slobber that shit up with my hands tied behind my back!" and then the other one nods in aggreement and replies back: "Fo sho girlie, barbeque sauce doesnt' give that man justice cuz that boy is SAUCY!" yea yea Brandon mmm. word.
Oh ha I forgot. So last night was one of the funnest nights ever. Vince, Brandon, and I got all dressed up and went out to dinner. Brandon wore his tux w/ the ruffled shirt which was pimp, and Vince borrowed some of Brandons accesories to make one sweet ass grandpa/hill billy outfit. He had on dress pants, a dress shirt and then this sweet bow tie with "xoxox" on it and suspenders. They were so hot. We went out to Bravo's and it was soooo good. As soon as we walked in people were staring at the guys, n we told the waitress that it was Vince's birthday so he got some free ice cream. Pimp.
Hey this Tuesday the guys and I...uhh so far Vince and Brandon and I...are going to go to Deja Vu so if anyone wants to come with us (i.e Nick, James, Steve,and the rest of the gang) that'd be awesome, the more the merrier. See I've never been there before so im so siked. This will be fun. So just call Brandon or I (927-9466) if you wanna go :)
So I have 2 more weeks left. That sucks but oh well I guess I'm ready to get this last year of NDC over with w/ a bang. Then I'll prob go to Davenport with my bud Erica so that we can get a house together. I love that girl :sigh: and she's away on a vacation right now...
My sister just got back from NY yesterday. We had to wait at that fucking airport from 10-4pm. I about puked everywhere. But the good thing is, is that my rich Aunt got me an IPod Mini and 2 Lui Vuiton purses...I will never use the purses so I gave them to my sissy :) Idk even though its like super cool for a girl if you have a Lui Vuiton purse, I hate them b/c when I carry it I feel like some rich snob bitch, whom are the people I really dispise. But the Ipod is WAY SWEET :) :) But yea we had to wait so long b/c my sissy missed her flight b/c of some gay flight attendent who didn't know what was going on...so If I saw him I would probably puke on him too.
OK plan for today up untill the afternoon...take a nap, then eat...what I have NO FUCKING CLUE...I'll prob just eat some Mike n Ikes b/c we dont even have bread in this house to eat. Hmma then I will play el guitarra, and thennnn I will finally complete my painting of A Nightmare Before Christmas which is going to be SWEET ASS.
And then I will hang out with my bestest bud in the whole wide world who smells like heaven and who's looks resemble Brad Pitts, and who farts like every 10 minutes, and he sings like an angel, and walks with the hottest manlyiest stride with such confidence that all women who see him turn their heads in complete infatuation as they whisper to their friends: "DAMN I'd like to put some barbeque sauce on THAT FINE ASS and slobber that shit up with my hands tied behind my back!" and then the other one nods in aggreement and replies back: "Fo sho girlie, barbeque sauce doesnt' give that man justice cuz that boy is SAUCY!" yea yea Brandon mmm. word.
Oh ha I forgot. So last night was one of the funnest nights ever. Vince, Brandon, and I got all dressed up and went out to dinner. Brandon wore his tux w/ the ruffled shirt which was pimp, and Vince borrowed some of Brandons accesories to make one sweet ass grandpa/hill billy outfit. He had on dress pants, a dress shirt and then this sweet bow tie with "xoxox" on it and suspenders. They were so hot. We went out to Bravo's and it was soooo good. As soon as we walked in people were staring at the guys, n we told the waitress that it was Vince's birthday so he got some free ice cream. Pimp.
Hey this Tuesday the guys and I...uhh so far Vince and Brandon and I...are going to go to Deja Vu so if anyone wants to come with us (i.e Nick, James, Steve,and the rest of the gang) that'd be awesome, the more the merrier. See I've never been there before so im so siked. This will be fun. So just call Brandon or I (927-9466) if you wanna go :)