Dear Sinus Infection
Dear Sinus Infection/Cold/Whatever It Is That's Plaguing Me,
It's been three weeks since I've made your acquaintance, and while we can all say that a day off work here and there is lovely, I want, and need to be there. Imagine!!
I'm sure my doctor is a huge fan of yours. I mean, you are causing her to make lots of spare money and enjoy my oh so witty conversation on a pretty regular basis lately. It's not often that she gets the pleasure of seeing me twice in three weeks. But maybe you could do me a favor? Before I head back for my next visit, which seems I may have to do quite soon, would you mind signing an autographed picture addressed to my doc? This way, she'll remember exactly who you are, and won't have to ask, "I don't think it's pneumonia, what do you think?" again. I've still got the chest x-ray from last week if you'd like to put your John Hancock on that.
Really, it's been a pleasure getting to know you, and it's been quite some time since I've stayed up till the wee hours of morning engaged in, well, pretty much anything, but I think it's time we part ways.
Yours for hopefully only a bit longer,
b.
It's been three weeks since I've made your acquaintance, and while we can all say that a day off work here and there is lovely, I want, and need to be there. Imagine!!
I'm sure my doctor is a huge fan of yours. I mean, you are causing her to make lots of spare money and enjoy my oh so witty conversation on a pretty regular basis lately. It's not often that she gets the pleasure of seeing me twice in three weeks. But maybe you could do me a favor? Before I head back for my next visit, which seems I may have to do quite soon, would you mind signing an autographed picture addressed to my doc? This way, she'll remember exactly who you are, and won't have to ask, "I don't think it's pneumonia, what do you think?" again. I've still got the chest x-ray from last week if you'd like to put your John Hancock on that.
Really, it's been a pleasure getting to know you, and it's been quite some time since I've stayed up till the wee hours of morning engaged in, well, pretty much anything, but I think it's time we part ways.
Yours for hopefully only a bit longer,
b.