Baldrssons 3.1
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Last time, Gunnlöð and Agu (prettypalisades) had two daughters, Gefjun and Fulla, after Gunn's short stint in promiscuity and vampirism. Agu and Nemo (dorkasaur), Gunn's father, began fighting for no real reason. Gunn chased more non-Agu tail and we left off with her in labour with a Mystery Baby!
And here he is! His name is Vale. He's got Gunn's eyes and brown hair, but his skin is a shade darker than Gunn's, suggesting that Agu is probably the father again, not Bjorn (quinctia). What luck!
And the week of ISBIing is over! Like there weren't enough elephants in the room for this family already, this week's mini-challenge is:
The Elephant in the Room: download Beck's Rideable/Statue Elephant and place one in every room of the house. You may use kaching to assist in purchasing (and making enough room for them in some cases) them. Do what you like with them at the end of the week!
Sig (simpurity): Aghue! Askdjgfh!
Nemo: Oh, suck it up, honey. Watch the elephant and you'll feel better.
Sig: *dies*
Agu: Wait. What just happened?!
Nemo: I do believe you just got your butt kicked by the Chief of Police, sonny-boy.
Suddenly, Gefjun (left) and Fulla grew up! Don't worry. If her mother is anything to go by, Fulla will be adorable by college. As long as Gefjun's head start doesn't give her self-esteem issues...
But then Nemo and Agu started fighting so they both ran out. Fulla justwent to bed, but Gefjun was devastated. Then I saw something I've never seen before:
Fulla: 8D Grandpa! I'm not crying nope never was totally happy now.
Agu: Get out of my sight, you slime.
Fulla: I love you! 8,D
Men in matching suits and plenty of fighting and cake? It must be a wedding!
Wait. What?! Goddammit, ACR! When did Bjorn even get here?! It's lucky we aren't in the ISBI week any more and I can do damage control.
Ivy: Dude, she is leading you down a dark and twisted path.
Ivy: SHE IS TAKING YOU FOR A RIDE, you dumb putz!
Hey, she may not have been loyal, but at least she's had the grace to ensure that all her children are Agu's as we -
...oops.
Will Agu and Gunn stay together? Can Vale's non-Agu paternity go unnoticed? Will Agu make Bjorn and/or Nemo into strawberry jam? We'll all just have to wait until the next update of the Balrdssons!
22 .jpgs. Sex, violence and tears under the cut.
Last time, Gunnlöð and Agu (prettypalisades) had two daughters, Gefjun and Fulla, after Gunn's short stint in promiscuity and vampirism. Agu and Nemo (dorkasaur), Gunn's father, began fighting for no real reason. Gunn chased more non-Agu tail and we left off with her in labour with a Mystery Baby!
And here he is! His name is Vale. He's got Gunn's eyes and brown hair, but his skin is a shade darker than Gunn's, suggesting that Agu is probably the father again, not Bjorn (quinctia). What luck!
And the week of ISBIing is over! Like there weren't enough elephants in the room for this family already, this week's mini-challenge is:
The Elephant in the Room: download Beck's Rideable/Statue Elephant and place one in every room of the house. You may use kaching to assist in purchasing (and making enough room for them in some cases) them. Do what you like with them at the end of the week!
Sig (simpurity): Aghue! Askdjgfh!
Nemo: Oh, suck it up, honey. Watch the elephant and you'll feel better.
Sig: *dies*
Agu: Wait. What just happened?!
Nemo: I do believe you just got your butt kicked by the Chief of Police, sonny-boy.
Suddenly, Gefjun (left) and Fulla grew up! Don't worry. If her mother is anything to go by, Fulla will be adorable by college. As long as Gefjun's head start doesn't give her self-esteem issues...
But then Nemo and Agu started fighting so they both ran out. Fulla justwent to bed, but Gefjun was devastated. Then I saw something I've never seen before:
Fulla: 8D Grandpa! I'm not crying nope never was totally happy now.
Agu: Get out of my sight, you slime.
Fulla: I love you! 8,D
Men in matching suits and plenty of fighting and cake? It must be a wedding!
Wait. What?! Goddammit, ACR! When did Bjorn even get here?! It's lucky we aren't in the ISBI week any more and I can do damage control.
Ivy: Dude, she is leading you down a dark and twisted path.
Ivy: SHE IS TAKING YOU FOR A RIDE, you dumb putz!
Hey, she may not have been loyal, but at least she's had the grace to ensure that all her children are Agu's as we -
...oops.
Will Agu and Gunn stay together? Can Vale's non-Agu paternity go unnoticed? Will Agu make Bjorn and/or Nemo into strawberry jam? We'll all just have to wait until the next update of the Balrdssons!
22 .jpgs. Sex, violence and tears under the cut.