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Archive Last time, Gunn and Skathi were, like, teens! And purty! And Gunn had a creepy old man for a first kiss. Nemo approved. Skathi got engaged to Harper and all was cute. Clubbing! Teen weirdness! Hormones! Whoop! And now, a short word to finish up the pre-college years.
Sig (
simpurity ): I hate shoes. Don't need 'em, don't want 'em. No shoes. Shoes bad. Negative. Nada. Bupkis. Hear?
Nemo (
dorkasaur ): Uh, yeah, sure... Skathi, honey, where -
Skathi: OH THE USUAL NOTHING TO SEE HERE
Nemo: ...k.
(Harper Brockel is by
quellasims )
Ymir grows up well, Pleasurely and shirtless! But otherwise still boring and just like Skathi.
And literally seconds after growing up, he already brings all the ladies.
Gunn: Male? No? Not interested.
So, wait. Why does Nemo get the promotion?
In other news, Gunn brings home Agu February (
prettypalisades )! Victim 3, onwards!
But uh-uh, he ain't that kind of boi. (If you haven't seen this anim in-game, I pity you and your lack of lulz.)
But they're so clearly made for each other!
Woop woop.
Gunn, so desperate for attention that she literally throws herself at Agu.
Agu, so freaked out by all this that he will bend the very laws of physics in an attempt to escape.
Sassy gramma.
Ymir got revamped, too. The blond wasn't working any more.
Nemo: ...time to go to the optometrist, honey.
Sig: Nonsense! This is my favourite show!
And on that geriatric note, the kids all bopped off to college! On a whim, I've decided to leave it to you as to who should be heir. Being too cheap to have a paid account means no real poll. Comment with your vote, and worry not about reason and rhyme! NO I AM A NOOB HAVE A POLL (thanks,
simsforaranya !) Nope, I'm even more of a noob. COMMENT VOTING FORWAAAARD
Poor guy. His childhood was just too short to get interesting, I guess. Far from hideous, though.
The already-engaged, adorable sweetums. Harper is joining them in the dorm!
Serious femme fatale cred already.Votes will be tallied at 12:00 A.M., June 19th.
Next chapter is here. Now I go to enjoy Ambitions. DETONATE! WHEEHEEHEE
24 .jpgs. ...And no warnings. wat.