The Baldrssons 2.0
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Last time, we followed Sig on her quest for grilled cheese and happiness. Instead, she got a quick-wed husband, Nemo. We left off with her in labour with their first child.
The very firstest baby of the Legacy is a girl! Brown hair, Nemo's eyes and a very nicely blended skintone. Her name is Gunnlöð.
Sig (simpurity ): Buh?!
Nemo (dorkasaur ): gzrk - whafuzgonon?
Sig: I got it, honey. Go back to sleep.
Nemo: Fudssht. Mgnmicpancakes.
Sig: That's nice. Can you make them out of cheese and put them between pieces of toast?
I'll take synthetic over natural any day. And hey, Nemo's Charisma is maxed out now!
Karen: Hi!
Sig: GTFOMH, B! :D
Nemo: Uhm.
Nemo: Are you pregnant again? Please don't suffocate in a sandwich. You'll hurt the baby.
Karen Gast is a bloody scourge.
For a split second, I had hope that Sig might have found someone to share her GC glory with. Alas, Melissa turned out to be a giant honking bitch and a faker. She is no longer welcome.
NO. LONGER. WELCOME. Don't make me boolprop yo ass.
Fly, puke-bits!
Oh, yes, because he's the one invading your privacy, Myra (brilliantcat ). Of course.
Oy.
Hey. That's enough ladies for you. Get back inside before you accidentally seduce somebody again. You know, to your pregnant wife and baby daughter? No? Fine. Tickleslut.
Every time I pause the game and look at her, she's got a crazyface. I love it!
Unfortunately for her, this next week's challenge is A Case of Laryngitis:
The torch holder cannot leave the house for a week and cannot communicate with anyone in the
house or outside the house other than through non-verbal means.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR EYES DDD8
NEMO. I BLAME YOU. DAMN YOU FOR DISGUISING YOUR ALIEN TENTACLE EYES WITH YOUR SILLY, SILLY CUTENESS.
The best I can do is cover it up and hope she grows into 'em. Sigh.
Um... bad idea, maybe?
Told ya.
Er, very, very much so. D:
This, friends, is Skaði, whose name I will be anglicizing as Skathi. She's also got brown hair and alien eyes, but her nicely blended skintone is lighter than Gunn's and freckleless.
Speaking of Gunn, she's potty trained, but she just kind of grimed over on her own. I've never had a toddler be potty trained early enough for this to happen.
...duh?
Both of you. Unnecessary. OUT OUT OUT.
Gunn grew up quite well! But did she grow into the Tentacle-eyes?
...not by a long shot oh dear god.
Poor Skathi has them, too.
Skathi: OMGDADDYDADDYDADDYDADDY
Poor Sig.
Leon (dorkasaur ): Hey, how about a hug, daughter-of-work-friend?
Gunn: UM. 8|
Leon: *is le sad*
Yeah, that's right. Not even his dream job and he is the master.
So let's give him his dream job and shunt him to entry level. Does he have time to work all the way up again? What was Sig's vomiting earlier about? Do Gunn and Skathi have any chance of growing into those crazy eyes? Stay tuned to find out!
44 .jpgs. Sexual themes, implied/mild swearing and OH GOD THE EYES.
Last time, we followed Sig on her quest for grilled cheese and happiness. Instead, she got a quick-wed husband, Nemo. We left off with her in labour with their first child.
The very firstest baby of the Legacy is a girl! Brown hair, Nemo's eyes and a very nicely blended skintone. Her name is Gunnlöð.
Sig (simpurity ): Buh?!
Nemo (dorkasaur ): gzrk - whafuzgonon?
Sig: I got it, honey. Go back to sleep.
Nemo: Fudssht. Mgnmicpancakes.
Sig: That's nice. Can you make them out of cheese and put them between pieces of toast?
I'll take synthetic over natural any day. And hey, Nemo's Charisma is maxed out now!
Karen: Hi!
Sig: GTFOMH, B! :D
Nemo: Uhm.
Nemo: Are you pregnant again? Please don't suffocate in a sandwich. You'll hurt the baby.
Karen Gast is a bloody scourge.
For a split second, I had hope that Sig might have found someone to share her GC glory with. Alas, Melissa turned out to be a giant honking bitch and a faker. She is no longer welcome.
NO. LONGER. WELCOME. Don't make me boolprop yo ass.
Fly, puke-bits!
Oh, yes, because he's the one invading your privacy, Myra (brilliantcat ). Of course.
Oy.
Hey. That's enough ladies for you. Get back inside before you accidentally seduce somebody again. You know, to your pregnant wife and baby daughter? No? Fine. Tickleslut.
Every time I pause the game and look at her, she's got a crazyface. I love it!
Unfortunately for her, this next week's challenge is A Case of Laryngitis:
The torch holder cannot leave the house for a week and cannot communicate with anyone in the
house or outside the house other than through non-verbal means.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR EYES DDD8
NEMO. I BLAME YOU. DAMN YOU FOR DISGUISING YOUR ALIEN TENTACLE EYES WITH YOUR SILLY, SILLY CUTENESS.
The best I can do is cover it up and hope she grows into 'em. Sigh.
Um... bad idea, maybe?
Told ya.
Er, very, very much so. D:
This, friends, is Skaði, whose name I will be anglicizing as Skathi. She's also got brown hair and alien eyes, but her nicely blended skintone is lighter than Gunn's and freckleless.
Speaking of Gunn, she's potty trained, but she just kind of grimed over on her own. I've never had a toddler be potty trained early enough for this to happen.
...duh?
Both of you. Unnecessary. OUT OUT OUT.
Gunn grew up quite well! But did she grow into the Tentacle-eyes?
...not by a long shot oh dear god.
Poor Skathi has them, too.
Skathi: OMGDADDYDADDYDADDYDADDY
Poor Sig.
Leon (dorkasaur ): Hey, how about a hug, daughter-of-work-friend?
Gunn: UM. 8|
Leon: *is le sad*
Yeah, that's right. Not even his dream job and he is the master.
So let's give him his dream job and shunt him to entry level. Does he have time to work all the way up again? What was Sig's vomiting earlier about? Do Gunn and Skathi have any chance of growing into those crazy eyes? Stay tuned to find out!
44 .jpgs. Sexual themes, implied/mild swearing and OH GOD THE EYES.