TITLE: Online Conversations 01.
AUTHOR: rustyrabbit
PAIRING: JoonJun, OT6
SUMMARY: Just YoSeob babling away about his day.
DISCLAIMER: BEASTs and their lovely members belong to Play Cube!
JANUARY 01, 2010, 09:00 PM
[IMtooCUTE4U; itsyoonleadja]
IMtooCUTE4U: guess what happened to me in the morning. =(
IMtooCUTE4U: I’ll bet that you’ll never guess it…
Itsyoonleadja: you were jerking off and your mom walked into your room?
Itsyoonleadja: oh please, please, please tell me that I’m right! =D
IMtooCUTE4U: & you called yourself my best friend, wow. I hate you.
IMtooCUTE4U: anyway, we had a SURPRISE visit & I went down half naked.
IMtooCUTE4U: you better cheer me up or I’ll hate you for life.
Itsyoonleadja: Haha, LOL, ROFL, *applause*! What did you wear?! I love you too.
IMtooCUTE4U: only my boxers and nothing else!!!
IMtooCUTE4U: help me! I’m doomed for life!!! =(
IMtooCUTE4U: worse of all, they’re coming for dinner tomorrow!
[DongMir4eva has been added to the conversation]
DongMir4eva: what’s up?
Itsyoonleadja: we’re halfway through the conversation! =(
DongMir4eva: err… so? =D
Itsyoonleadja: I hate you SON DONG WOON!
Itsyoonleadja: Seobie went down half naked & there were guests.
DongMir4eva: really? Haha, LOL, ROFL, *applause*! XD
Itsyoonleadja: *high fives*
DongMir4eva: *high fives back* =D
IMtooCUTE4U: dear me, please get new friends… =\
DongMir4eva: so… who were they? Your relatives I guess?
IMtooCUTE4U: nope, my new neighbors...
IMtooCUTE4U: I need to wake up early to do grocery shopping!
IMtooCUTE4U: who the hell wakes up at 09:00 am on a weekend?! =(
DongMir4eva: you. XD
IMtooCUTE4U: whatever, ok, bye~
[IMtooCUTE4U has left the conversation]
DongMir4eva: aw~ it’s just you and me tonight I guess, sigh~
Itsyoonleadja: nope, just you alone.
Itsyoonleadja: JunHyung’s calling me, got to go, bye!
DongMir4eva: what?!
JANUARY 02, 2010, 09:15 AM
[IMtooCUTE4U]
IMtooCUTE4U: Joonie why aren’t you online yet! =(
IMtooCUTE4U: whatever. Anyway, guess what happened?! =]
IMtooCUTE4U: I was stretching & there was this cute hunk in front of me!
IMtooCUTE4U: ok, not directly in front but from his own window… =S
IMtooCUTE4U: I think he could be my neighbor’s son, he looks friendly… =)
IMtooCUTE4U: the thing is, he smiled & waved at me.
IMtooCUTE4U: A CUTE HUNK SMILING & WAVING AT ME!!!
IMtooCUTE4U: ah~ I’m in heaven right now… =D
IMtooCUTE4U: crap, I can hear my mom nagging, off for shopping~
JANUARY 02, 2010, 09:00 PM
[IMtooCUTE4U; Iam2COOL4U]
Iam2COOL4U: I heard everything from my boyfriend, CONGRATULATIONS!!!
IMtooCUTE4U: SIGH~ =(
[Itsyoonleadja has been added to the conversation]
Iam2COOL4U: I wished my boyfriend was a cute hunk, sigh~ =\
Itsyoonleadja: hyungie, you do know that I am in this conversation too right?
Itsyoonleadja: I’ll remind you that the students voted ME for the best body.
Itsyoonleadja: wait, why am I talking to you here when I’m right beside you?
IMtooCUTE4U: why the hell are you in hyungie’s house?
IMtooCUTE4U: oh gosh! You’re both at that “level” already?! =O
Iam2COOL4U: don’t act like you’re not aware… =|
Iam2COOL4U: so how was the dinner? Did you guys like kiss or something? =D
IMtooCUTE4U: IT WAS AN EPIC DISASTER!!!
IMtooCUTE4U: he stared at me throughout dinner, like STARE!!!
IMtooCUTE4U: but when my parents talked to him he’s like different you know?
Itsyoonleadja: CREEPY
Iam2COOL4u: VERY~ =S
IMtooCUTE4U: I KNOW!!! My mom was like take him to your room & chat…
Iam2COOL4u: oh gosh! You were like raped or something?!
IMtooCUTE4U: no. You’re sick junhyung… =(
Itsyoonleadja: So he like molested you instead?
IMtooCUTE4U: NO! I asked him many questions & he’ll answer me in one word.
IMtooCUTE4U: oh & he made that “I don’t give a damn” face?
IMtooCUTE4U: OH MY GOD! F*CK! LIKE A PAPER AIR PLANE FLEW INTO MY ROOM!
Itsyoonleadja: What?!
Iam2COOL4u: What?!
Iam2COOL4u: JINX! You owe me a massage!
Itsyoonleadja: yeah? How about something more than that baby?
IMtooCUTE4U: TOO MUCH INFO, ANYWAY! THAT PAPER AIR PLANE’S FROM HIM!
Iam2COOL4u: Huh? Who’s him? Oh gosh, your neighbor??
IMtooCUTE4U: ok, I’m like really scared right now!
IMtooCUTE4U: he’s holding this whiteboard & he said hi.
IMtooCUTE4U: WAIT! He’s erasing it. He’s like scribbling something…
IMtooCUTE4U: CRAP! He’s asking for my IM address! & he’s like smiling happily!
Itsyoonleadja: oh wow, looks like you have a cute PSYCHO hunk as a neighbor…
Itsyoonleadja: see junhyung, don’t I make a good boyfriend still? =]
Iam2COOL4u: …
Iam2COOL4u: anyway, just give it to him!
IMtooCUTE4U: NO! What if he like rape or molested me?!
IMtooCUTE4U: I’m too cute to be harmed! Duh~ noticed the IM nickname?
Iam2COOL4u: It’s online, there’s not much harm to be done to you anyway…
Iam2COOL4u: worse comes to worse just delete his contact, DUH~
Iam2COOL4u: you still there? =(
IMtooCUTE4U: yeah don’t laugh but I wrote my IM address
Iam2COOL4u: so? =|
IMtooCUTE4U: on the air plane & flew it back to him…
Itsyoonleadja: really? Haha, LOL, ROFL, *applause*! XD
IMtooCUTE4U: oh gosh. He’s talking to me online, I’ll update soon, wish me luck!
Iam2COOL4u: good luck! =)
Itsyoonleadja: & don’t get raped / molested. XD
IMtooCUTE4U: I hate you…
[IMtooCUTE4U has left the conversation]