I AM DEAD!
HI EVERYBODY! BLAAAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAGH I AM DEAD!
no actually it just feels like it. i took off work for two days (today being the second) because SOMEHOW i contracted tonsilitis. i think that's how it's spelled. i'm sstill contagious until tomorrow. i have antibiotics and a bunch of other pillses but it still feels like a sprite/spriggan/any member any race of faerie folk is kicking my throat in with a goddamned pair of spiky-ass lumberjack-off boots. go cut some tiny wood, get out of my top parts.
this is the fourth airborne thing i've gotten in the last year. WHY? BECAUSE MY OFFICE IS HERMETICALLY SEALED? AND THERE ARE LOTS OF MOTHERS IN THERE WITH THEIR HORRIBLE LITTLE CHILDREN'S DISEASES???? FUCK!
the plus side is i've quit smoking, i got a buttload of suckers instead. THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU PEOPLE WON. I HATE YOU ALL. I HOPE YOU ALL GET SYPHILLIS IN THE EYE IF YOU TRY TO TAKE CREDIT FOR ME QUTTING. DIE.
being sick puts me in a GOOD mood! DIE!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL!?!!?!?!?!???
die.
edit: also, i know that it's 6/6/06 (creepy, whatev) and the new version of the omen is coming out. let me tell you something. if you haven't seen the original one yet, DON'T SEE THE NEW ONE UNTIL YOU DO. ok? do yourself a favor. gregory peck could eat 1,000,000 liev schreibers with his acting butt and i've seen the person who plays the apostate in the new one (has nothing on the old) and julia stiles? FUCK JULIA STILES. the kid does not look scary at all. AND BASED ON WHAT I'VE SEEN SO FAR, NO BACKWARDS LATIN FREAK THE FUCK OUT MUSIC. you won't like the original unless you see it first. don't be a douche.
no actually it just feels like it. i took off work for two days (today being the second) because SOMEHOW i contracted tonsilitis. i think that's how it's spelled. i'm sstill contagious until tomorrow. i have antibiotics and a bunch of other pillses but it still feels like a sprite/spriggan/any member any race of faerie folk is kicking my throat in with a goddamned pair of spiky-ass lumberjack-off boots. go cut some tiny wood, get out of my top parts.
this is the fourth airborne thing i've gotten in the last year. WHY? BECAUSE MY OFFICE IS HERMETICALLY SEALED? AND THERE ARE LOTS OF MOTHERS IN THERE WITH THEIR HORRIBLE LITTLE CHILDREN'S DISEASES???? FUCK!
the plus side is i've quit smoking, i got a buttload of suckers instead. THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU PEOPLE WON. I HATE YOU ALL. I HOPE YOU ALL GET SYPHILLIS IN THE EYE IF YOU TRY TO TAKE CREDIT FOR ME QUTTING. DIE.
being sick puts me in a GOOD mood! DIE!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL!?!!?!?!?!???
die.
edit: also, i know that it's 6/6/06 (creepy, whatev) and the new version of the omen is coming out. let me tell you something. if you haven't seen the original one yet, DON'T SEE THE NEW ONE UNTIL YOU DO. ok? do yourself a favor. gregory peck could eat 1,000,000 liev schreibers with his acting butt and i've seen the person who plays the apostate in the new one (has nothing on the old) and julia stiles? FUCK JULIA STILES. the kid does not look scary at all. AND BASED ON WHAT I'VE SEEN SO FAR, NO BACKWARDS LATIN FREAK THE FUCK OUT MUSIC. you won't like the original unless you see it first. don't be a douche.