"how about this one? does this look clean to you?"
"i do NOT want to know what was in my food."
"oh, mich... what did i say about cutting the cheese in public?"
the waiting room.
faaaaaaaaaaa...
...bulous!
"then, lauren, you do this..."
initation was last night. i'm now a proud member of the special club.
practicing for a role on days of our lives.
i think somebody spiked the drinks with a bit of estacsy.
*squeal* can we say sooooo cute?
okay. i take it back.
this picture gives me a boner.
in an alternate universe, this is what a coked-up sarah gordon would look like.
clevage overload.
lizzie's long lost cousin itt.
somebody got some action.
imitating japanese tourists.
"... and here's my impersonation of a penis at work."
proud user of Sure™ deodorant.
the closest i'll ever come to having an orgy.