I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling some uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.

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[syntheticdream]

when you were 5 did you want to be barbie?

[rustload]

i stored all my barbies naked in a clear plastic tub, an orgiastic tangle of limbs and synthetic hair. i had one lucky ken who got to be at the epicenter of the deviance. i never really wanted to be barbie because all of my barbies were sluts, but i wanted her clothes really badly!

[laframboise]

Oh em gee. So did I. Except I had TWO Kens. They were always naked for reasons unknown. Oh yes, I remember. I kept losing their clothes, so one day I took it upon myself to make them new ones and they looked naaaaaaaastaaaaaay.

[rustload]

AND AND AND my ken was actually a 'prince charming' doll.. he had flesh coloured manties! i think later on in my doll-playing-with career i was given another ken doll [my parents were actively worried about me having only ONE boy doll and how this would affect my sense of morality] and he was dorkass. prince charming had black moulded plastic hair that was so scene.

[laframboise]

hahaha. manties!!

[taag_team]

heh.. sooo scene!!

[syntheticdream]

yeah.. i kinda figured