Ken and EJ visited!
So Ken from Chicago and EJ from NY came to visit me this weekend. Well Ken got here on Wednesday and EJ on Thursday, EJ is leaving tonight and Ken tomorrow. And let me tell you it has been manic!
So Thursday was chill as we waited for EJ to get in, we sat around drinking and eating waiting. Then Karim and I picked him up and we went straight to the clubs. Started at Colbalt in time for the big package contest. This hunky Latin dude won but the younger black guy had the bigger cock. And we all got to see it thanks to one drunk girl who clearly thought taking his pants off totally was a good idea. Hosted of course by the lovely and fabulous Lena. What an intelligent sense of humour she has. So then its off to Apex for College night. Unfortunately the colleges are out so its not as usual. But thats okay.
Was talking to this cute country bumpkin who was all so adorable but then I got cornered by a friend who was drunk and insisted on telling me about how beautiful his best freinds wedding was. Which it was and since he is a talented classical musician his present to his best friend was an insane recital of Bachs something a rather. So let me go back one moment, we arrived at Apex 15 minutes before last call which meant ordering as many doubles possible and slamming them down. So we were totally off our faces!
Later that night I caught up with Carter my fav. country boy and unfortunately his freind insisted on leaving so he was off. And from PA or something so no chance of seeing him again. Slightly bummed I went to the dance floor and immediately meet cute ghetto boi with baggy clothes and a cap on backwards. Which I ended up wearing for most the night. After the club let out we fucked around trying to figure out what to do. It was decided to stop by Karims for drinks and back to mine. However, my room mate was to work an 11 hour day and then drive to Michigan the next day right after work. So I am glad we stopped at Karims and never left there.
So we're all getting wasted on some black death vodka which is in a bottle with a skull and cross bones on it, what the fuck who makes that!!!?? By the time the sun was rising we were on our way home. Day one and the partying had begun, we watched the sun rise and then slept.
On Friday we were all comatosed and so we woke up late and lounged around. Can't remember what we did for dinner but went and saw a midnight showing of "The Longest Yard" which was quite good. Funny and not to serious perfect for a late night movie. Then we went back to mine for some light drinking. In the end we met one of my neighbours whom I didn't know and we went back to her apartment to drink as she allowed smoking in her apartment. Well we were all there until the sun came up again. Drinking vodka , red wine, and corona, I brought a bottle of bubbly but it didn't get drunk. So back home in time for the sun rise. Night two and the drinking continued!
I woke up and got my shit together for work the next day which was long and super busy. My reward for all my hard work was a foam party at Nation!!! So after work I change into a cute t-shirt and tight jeans and head off to Karims house. Where apparently we are all behind in drinking and Karim mixes a full glass vodka to a splash of Red Bull (diet...like that makes a differnce) and we're wasted before we leave. At this point my mum calls which was perfect timing as I explained Karim was trying to kill me before the foam party!
So its off to the foam party and I totally was not going to get in it. If I was then I would have worn swimming shorts. So this club has 3 levels and 5 sections. The outside patio has the foam party and an upper level to look over it. Which is where we were standing, right over the foam. Then all of a sudden Karim and I have our shirts off and we're in the middle of it. I mean it was like a jumped off the cat walk. Man it was fun. However after a while the foam got to be too much and I nearly suffocated to death. I found a wall and followed it out. Later I found Karim who swore he nearly died twice and when asked he answered "Because I went back in to find you!" Such a good freind.
The next thing I remeber is waking up on Karims couch to a boy kissing me in someone elses shorts and realizing its 1:30pm and I am still drunk and with some guy and I have to be at work in less that an hour and a half. Luckily I made it on time but it was the worst shift of my life. I sobbered up at work and left at 11pm with a hangover. I went home showered and left to go out and meet everyone again!
Lizard lounge is crazy on holiday weekend, Sunday night they opened the 3rd floor. Which is super sweet cause it has lounges and day beds at the back. I drank a few drinks and thought my body was rejecting itself and decided to stop. After the club let out we went to the Hotel Monaco where I got a room for the night. The Monaco is a sweet building, its Americas first post office and was cutting edge at the time. The staircases have no supports they balance on each other. On the way over we grab some corona and a bottle of champagne and some wine. Everyone is getting wasted and lost and whatnot and at about 7am I decide its time to go home to pass out since getting sleep at the hotel clearly was not an option.
So then Nick and I go home and fool around for a while then pass out. I wake at 12noon today feeling shitty but better than yesterday and I am off to work. First a quick phone call rallies the troops and we're all back at mine. EJ calls in sick to work as hes in DC and not NY, which makes it a little tough to get to work! And the others make plans for dinner.
I hope to god that when I get home no one wants to do anything but chill. Cause I can not take it! I am convinced that Ken, Karim, EJ, and Sultan are trying to kill me with alcohol posioning and late nights. I have now gone to bed after the sun rises for the last 4 nights and have more alcohol in my blood stream than blood.
We have formed the brotherhood of alcoholic degenerates!~ and we love it!
Sorry about the long post but thats whats been going on...
So Thursday was chill as we waited for EJ to get in, we sat around drinking and eating waiting. Then Karim and I picked him up and we went straight to the clubs. Started at Colbalt in time for the big package contest. This hunky Latin dude won but the younger black guy had the bigger cock. And we all got to see it thanks to one drunk girl who clearly thought taking his pants off totally was a good idea. Hosted of course by the lovely and fabulous Lena. What an intelligent sense of humour she has. So then its off to Apex for College night. Unfortunately the colleges are out so its not as usual. But thats okay.
Was talking to this cute country bumpkin who was all so adorable but then I got cornered by a friend who was drunk and insisted on telling me about how beautiful his best freinds wedding was. Which it was and since he is a talented classical musician his present to his best friend was an insane recital of Bachs something a rather. So let me go back one moment, we arrived at Apex 15 minutes before last call which meant ordering as many doubles possible and slamming them down. So we were totally off our faces!
Later that night I caught up with Carter my fav. country boy and unfortunately his freind insisted on leaving so he was off. And from PA or something so no chance of seeing him again. Slightly bummed I went to the dance floor and immediately meet cute ghetto boi with baggy clothes and a cap on backwards. Which I ended up wearing for most the night. After the club let out we fucked around trying to figure out what to do. It was decided to stop by Karims for drinks and back to mine. However, my room mate was to work an 11 hour day and then drive to Michigan the next day right after work. So I am glad we stopped at Karims and never left there.
So we're all getting wasted on some black death vodka which is in a bottle with a skull and cross bones on it, what the fuck who makes that!!!?? By the time the sun was rising we were on our way home. Day one and the partying had begun, we watched the sun rise and then slept.
On Friday we were all comatosed and so we woke up late and lounged around. Can't remember what we did for dinner but went and saw a midnight showing of "The Longest Yard" which was quite good. Funny and not to serious perfect for a late night movie. Then we went back to mine for some light drinking. In the end we met one of my neighbours whom I didn't know and we went back to her apartment to drink as she allowed smoking in her apartment. Well we were all there until the sun came up again. Drinking vodka , red wine, and corona, I brought a bottle of bubbly but it didn't get drunk. So back home in time for the sun rise. Night two and the drinking continued!
I woke up and got my shit together for work the next day which was long and super busy. My reward for all my hard work was a foam party at Nation!!! So after work I change into a cute t-shirt and tight jeans and head off to Karims house. Where apparently we are all behind in drinking and Karim mixes a full glass vodka to a splash of Red Bull (diet...like that makes a differnce) and we're wasted before we leave. At this point my mum calls which was perfect timing as I explained Karim was trying to kill me before the foam party!
So its off to the foam party and I totally was not going to get in it. If I was then I would have worn swimming shorts. So this club has 3 levels and 5 sections. The outside patio has the foam party and an upper level to look over it. Which is where we were standing, right over the foam. Then all of a sudden Karim and I have our shirts off and we're in the middle of it. I mean it was like a jumped off the cat walk. Man it was fun. However after a while the foam got to be too much and I nearly suffocated to death. I found a wall and followed it out. Later I found Karim who swore he nearly died twice and when asked he answered "Because I went back in to find you!" Such a good freind.
The next thing I remeber is waking up on Karims couch to a boy kissing me in someone elses shorts and realizing its 1:30pm and I am still drunk and with some guy and I have to be at work in less that an hour and a half. Luckily I made it on time but it was the worst shift of my life. I sobbered up at work and left at 11pm with a hangover. I went home showered and left to go out and meet everyone again!
Lizard lounge is crazy on holiday weekend, Sunday night they opened the 3rd floor. Which is super sweet cause it has lounges and day beds at the back. I drank a few drinks and thought my body was rejecting itself and decided to stop. After the club let out we went to the Hotel Monaco where I got a room for the night. The Monaco is a sweet building, its Americas first post office and was cutting edge at the time. The staircases have no supports they balance on each other. On the way over we grab some corona and a bottle of champagne and some wine. Everyone is getting wasted and lost and whatnot and at about 7am I decide its time to go home to pass out since getting sleep at the hotel clearly was not an option.
So then Nick and I go home and fool around for a while then pass out. I wake at 12noon today feeling shitty but better than yesterday and I am off to work. First a quick phone call rallies the troops and we're all back at mine. EJ calls in sick to work as hes in DC and not NY, which makes it a little tough to get to work! And the others make plans for dinner.
I hope to god that when I get home no one wants to do anything but chill. Cause I can not take it! I am convinced that Ken, Karim, EJ, and Sultan are trying to kill me with alcohol posioning and late nights. I have now gone to bed after the sun rises for the last 4 nights and have more alcohol in my blood stream than blood.
We have formed the brotherhood of alcoholic degenerates!~ and we love it!
Sorry about the long post but thats whats been going on...