Stinky Feet and Rotten Cheese - by Russell Britton

[rustle_the_bush]

Stinky Feet and Rotten Cheese.

The feet were stinky
And full of funk!
The cheese was rotten
And really stunk!

Oh why oh why did this have to appear?
For tonight marks the eve of the flaming queer!

By Russell Britton (aclaimed poet and international superstar)