Where is everyone!?
Since no one has posted comments recently, or you have all blocked me from viewing them, I am just going to make stuff up. Except for Ms. Karen cause she did have a crazy weekend fully of drunken nakedness and I certainly couldn’t top her story, and besides it was true!!!! Besides nothing exciting has happened in my life recently. So yeah.
So yeah I actually met this wonderful sexy lady with dark brown hair and a cute little smile. We were in the flower shop and she dropped her rose so I lent down to pick it up and we bumped heads. It was silly but at that moment I knew we had to be together forever.
We are now happily married and have a dog named boobus and a cat called maloobus! Boobus and Maloobus are the best animal friends and do everything together. Last week we caught them laughing it up sipping cappuccino’s and eating biscotti. My how spoilt they are.
Unfortunately in a heat argument boobus ate maloobus and then got run over by a bus. My wife left me as she was so traumatized since I was the one driving the bus! I am now 60 and alone, wondering what ever happened to the poor sweet girl I fell in love with.
So yeah I actually met this wonderful sexy lady with dark brown hair and a cute little smile. We were in the flower shop and she dropped her rose so I lent down to pick it up and we bumped heads. It was silly but at that moment I knew we had to be together forever.
We are now happily married and have a dog named boobus and a cat called maloobus! Boobus and Maloobus are the best animal friends and do everything together. Last week we caught them laughing it up sipping cappuccino’s and eating biscotti. My how spoilt they are.
Unfortunately in a heat argument boobus ate maloobus and then got run over by a bus. My wife left me as she was so traumatized since I was the one driving the bus! I am now 60 and alone, wondering what ever happened to the poor sweet girl I fell in love with.