Dream Amnesia
Woah, I just remembered what I was dreaming last night.
Have you ever had that one dream, the one where magnet monsters (they look like the Michelin Man, except for black and they have vacuum hands) are chasing you down at a High School and trying to steal all the iron out of your blood? I kept throwing other metal things at them, like cafeteria chairs, metal books, and beakers of mercury, to try to distract them and throw them off course. I have no idea why the books were made of metal, but that’s not the point. Here is the point.
Trust me on this. If you find yourself dreaming about these monsters, DO NOT throw those beakers of mercury at them - bad things happen, like really horrible things man was not meant to know.
- End Transmission