Woe To The Inhabitants Of The Earth, For I Have Been Cast Down Upon Them, And My Time Is Short.

Apr 15, 2005 10:56

Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls children of all ages.
I PROUDLY PRESENT UNTO THEE!
The ultimate version in unkillable software.
Kick me punch me beat me with bats, then knife me.
I keep on ticking.
I have recently fallen victim to the magnificence of the mighty blade.
They paid.
They paid dearly.
The carnage has not finished.
My onslaught yet to begin.
I defended myself.
Got him in the throat with his own knife.
Got a machete on em.
Ran another over..
That fucked up my car, sadly.
Anyway, to the wonders of this world I was amazed shocked and bedazzled no police report required.
I live for another day.
Stitches, shitty but doable.
Out already.
Waiting until probation is gone.
Then I'm going to begin my war.
Leave my bloodpath.
Then pull a Christian and head to oZ. Or New Zealand. I don't know. Countries are close enough to what I know, and not.
So I find it superbly grand.
It shall don me in the luxurious state of being unknown.
I will rather love it.
Until December. We can only dare dream.
Anyway.
Adieu.
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