Mar 09, 2003 07:44
Ah yes, the return of my effulgence. How so many of you have waited for this day, but what is the point in my returning after such a long time, you ask? There isn't one.
I am just that utterly unpredictable, I would imagine. Bask in the shocking revelations of it all.
If you're not careful this dawning realization may strike you down and render you utterly useless, but that would mean you have some use to begin with.
The exploits of my mind saved on a server in such dazzling text, isn't it grand, isn't it a curvaceous sort of literary splendor.
Ah yes, and the day goes on.