these are the wonder years

[rusteford]

in bold are the things i have yet to experience. yet.

Ate sushi
Played a video game
Had sex
Kissed
Been fingered/fingered someone
Ate a Big Mac
Played on a sports team
Worn make-up
Puked on purpose
Gotten chicken pox
Had the measles
Gotten stitches
Killed someone
Worn a thong (i know, i'm surprised too.)
Done drugs
Smoked
Drank beer
Been to a party
Said I love you
Been bitten by a mosquito
Been fired
Had a job
Cussed
Driven a car
Been in a car wreck
Taken a naked pic
Had surgery
Gotten a tattoo
Kicked a guy in the balls
Broken a nail
Shot a gun
Been swimming
Been out of the United States
Been skiing
Ran a mile
Kissed a member of the same sex
Licked someone
Sung in the shower
Been to church
Passed math
Failed a grade ....yet.
Gotten an F on my report card
Been to Florida
Been to California
Been to Texas
Been to Oklahoma
Been to New York
Bought something from Hollister
Painted my fingernails black
Drank soda
Skipped school
Held hands with someone
Been dumped
Got detention
Broke the dress code
Lost a library book
Had braces
Seen snow
Ate raw cookie dough
Headbanged
Been to a concert
Gotten grounded
Been in a fight
Smacked someone’s ass