May 25, 2004 18:17
"I love you so much i couldnt fit it in the anal cavity of an elephant. or all of the anal cavities the world could ever provide! even over weight middle aged men. none can contain the love that is ours!"
:)
Oh and speaking of anus, today my cat farted on my lap and i seriously thought she shit on my thighs. it was a warm breeze and smelled like something died in her ass.
then she tried to snuggle up with my boobs but i pushed her off and called her a shit head.