um, im an adult
22 years old today. too old. most of the people in my classes are all freshmen. still innocent and excited to be here. havent realized this is the end of the road. only a year or two til the real world. where i come from we would say 'faced!'. im just kidding though and thats not my point anyway. point is im old. if i wasnt so terrible id be graduating this year. now ive forgotten where i was goin with this
i got an ice cream cake with my name and a penis on it for my birthday. apparently they went and asked the guy to put my name on the cake and he said that he wasnt good are writing but he was very good at doin dirty pictures. and thats the story of peniscake. i also got this, which is pretty amazo
as far as cookie faces go, it doesnt get much better than that.
i also got very very drunk thanks to everyone buyin me shots. i remember four but i guess there was a lot more than four.
the red sox thouroughly embarrased the yankees today which was all i really wanted today. schilling pitched an awesome game while jeter and arod sucked each others dicks.
all in all a good birthday, thanks people
i got an ice cream cake with my name and a penis on it for my birthday. apparently they went and asked the guy to put my name on the cake and he said that he wasnt good are writing but he was very good at doin dirty pictures. and thats the story of peniscake. i also got this, which is pretty amazo
as far as cookie faces go, it doesnt get much better than that.
i also got very very drunk thanks to everyone buyin me shots. i remember four but i guess there was a lot more than four.
the red sox thouroughly embarrased the yankees today which was all i really wanted today. schilling pitched an awesome game while jeter and arod sucked each others dicks.
all in all a good birthday, thanks people