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dani brend. here. are you happy!?A?A?A?!!?
man alive! where do i even start?
well first of all, she has to be like number 8 or 9 in my list of smartest people that i know. and that's including me. i think it's pretty cool the way she thinks she's smart. sometimes she gets so caught up in knowing stuff that when she talks, the words that come out of her mouth are no longer english. but it's all good, i'm always there to remind her.
the "come" will never get old and she knows that.
i always try to have sex with all the females in her life. i'm just protecting you, baby.
i usually am not the type of person who tells people "things". i tell dani stuff, sometimes. there have been times when she has tried to weasle me into talking about personal things and it makes me want to rip her balls off and staple them to her penis. and she knows that it makes me uncomfortable. she does it anyway. it's nice though, knowing that if i DO ever want to just be gay and talk, she'll probably be there. it helps that she likes to talk about poop, cocks, boners and half-boners, ovulation, and lost.
word on the street is that her computer broke because of the copious amounts of porn site visits.
her mom is cool. i'll see her in hell.
in closing, i've come to realize that dani is a pretty shitty person. so much in fact that, whenever i'm around her i have to check my ass to see if she just came out of it. can never be too careful with the mud butt.
man alive! where do i even start?
well first of all, she has to be like number 8 or 9 in my list of smartest people that i know. and that's including me. i think it's pretty cool the way she thinks she's smart. sometimes she gets so caught up in knowing stuff that when she talks, the words that come out of her mouth are no longer english. but it's all good, i'm always there to remind her.
the "come" will never get old and she knows that.
i always try to have sex with all the females in her life. i'm just protecting you, baby.
i usually am not the type of person who tells people "things". i tell dani stuff, sometimes. there have been times when she has tried to weasle me into talking about personal things and it makes me want to rip her balls off and staple them to her penis. and she knows that it makes me uncomfortable. she does it anyway. it's nice though, knowing that if i DO ever want to just be gay and talk, she'll probably be there. it helps that she likes to talk about poop, cocks, boners and half-boners, ovulation, and lost.
word on the street is that her computer broke because of the copious amounts of porn site visits.
her mom is cool. i'll see her in hell.
in closing, i've come to realize that dani is a pretty shitty person. so much in fact that, whenever i'm around her i have to check my ass to see if she just came out of it. can never be too careful with the mud butt.