08
Ode to a Park Bench Romance
Zoë Nash
You met her at that nasty club,
She was looking pretty rad.
Until you took her out one night
and she skipped out on the tab.
She made you run from that taxi,
And follow her down the street,
And when you got to the bottom,
You fucked on a park bench seat.
‘Dave’ down the pub says “she’s got a great arse“,
He says it’s “fucking mint”
‘John’ on the other hand said to me
“she’s a bloody stupid bint!!”
I’m not one to start rumours,
But I’ve heard a lot of things.
Apparently she got the clap
from the man that cleans the bins.
I’m pretty sure she’s a nice girl really,
I’m kind of sure she’s a keeper,
But she steals cheap Vodka to get her kicks
and your morals have seemed to get weaker.
I know she has those nice green eyes,
And I realise she’s pretty hot,
But I think you should go to the clinic
before you get dick rot.
Your girlfriend’s a slut.
I’m not sorry.
Zoë Nash
You met her at that nasty club,
She was looking pretty rad.
Until you took her out one night
and she skipped out on the tab.
She made you run from that taxi,
And follow her down the street,
And when you got to the bottom,
You fucked on a park bench seat.
‘Dave’ down the pub says “she’s got a great arse“,
He says it’s “fucking mint”
‘John’ on the other hand said to me
“she’s a bloody stupid bint!!”
I’m not one to start rumours,
But I’ve heard a lot of things.
Apparently she got the clap
from the man that cleans the bins.
I’m pretty sure she’s a nice girl really,
I’m kind of sure she’s a keeper,
But she steals cheap Vodka to get her kicks
and your morals have seemed to get weaker.
I know she has those nice green eyes,
And I realise she’s pretty hot,
But I think you should go to the clinic
before you get dick rot.
Your girlfriend’s a slut.
I’m not sorry.