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[russianrevolver]

It was just a matter of time, with the general state of the architecture in this city.

Comments

[bossfight]

quick question:

do you realize how ridiculously faggy that meowing makes you look/sound?

[russianrevolver]

How...what?

It's an effective call. Travels long distances, distinct without sticking out too much... I don't see any problems with it.

[bossfight]

it'll stick out when your foe starts laughing himself into a coma at how retarded you look

[russianrevolver]

But then I won't have to worry about knocking him out myself.

[bossfight]

and his friends hear him and come to see whats so funny.

with their ez guns.

[russianrevolver]

That's why it also functions as a call for back-up.

Besides, they never send a team. The budget can't handle it.

[bossfight]

of course it can, they're capitalist. they're so much fucking richer than you. not that you're even using the country's budget, you bribe-mongers.

[russianrevolver]

So why do they keep sending one guy with barely any equipment?

[bossfight]

because no one is supposed to know

not

one

person

except when i play it, in which i just tranq everyone in the ankles and wait the full minute it takes to take effect, knocking them out and leaving me open to knife them in the crotch and loot their forsaken body

also, you do realize that spinning guns around for several minutes does nothing to help your aim, right

[russianrevolver]

Of course, I'm not stupid. You don't have any sense for dramatics, do you?

[bossfight]

dramatics that do nothing but leave you open to the enemy?

no.

except it was pretty funny when the boss snatched your russian juggling roulette of doom right out of your hands so i guess it was good for something

(your own humiliation)