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[russiandancing]

 His muscles, cramped from clenching for so long, shook violently. He rolled onto his back, shivering, and stretched his limbs as best he could. Then he forced himself to look down. Two large blots darkened his wool pants on the insides of his thighs. He touched the fabric. It was wet. Alarmed, he peeled off the pants and grimaced.

Eragon had

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[nummy_cream_puf]

LOL-- ME TOO. OH GOD.

People act like it's so good.

TO ME-- It is really, really crappy Lord Of the Rings inspired fanfiction OBVIOUSLY written by a boy of eighteen-- OR HOWEVER THE FUCK OLD HE WAS AND THUS THE REASON HE GOT PUBLICITY DX

[russiandancing]

He was fifteen when he started it, but the final draft was finished when he was like nineteen, BUT PEOPLE ARE STILL LIKE, "UM YEAH FIFTEEN LULZ."

I JUST WENT BLIND THINKING ABOUT HOW AWFUL IT IS.

[nummy_cream_puf]

OH GOD.

I ACTUALLY WENT AND SAW THE MOVIE AND I ALMOST WANTED TO GET MY MONEY BACK.

OH GOD. IT WAS ALMOST AS BAD AS PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN TWO AND THREE COMBIIIINED. AND THAT IS SOMETHING SUPER TERRIBLE.

[snubullownsyou]

OMG SARAH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE THAN I DID BEFORE

OMGGGGGGGGGGG I HATE ERAGON AND I LOVE TEARING THAT SHIT DOWN

SERIOUSLY - IF I COULD HAVE MORE RESPECT AND A+s FOR YOU THAN I ALREADY DO - IT TOTALLY HAPPENED WHEN I READ YOUR COMMENT

OMG I HATE ERAGON SO MUCH

[snubullownsyou]

HAHAHAHAHHA AVA THIS MADE ME LOL SO FUCKING HARD

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GOD GOD GOD I WILL NEVER THINK OF THAT SCENE IN THE SAME WAY AGAIN, NOW NOT ONLY IS IT SHITTY AND POINTLESS AND WTF WHY WEREN'T HIS PANTS RUBBED OFF, BUT ALSDJALJSDSKLA YOU RUIN SO MUCH FOR ME AHAHHAHA