(no subject)
Greetings!
Long time no see comrades, how’s life? I am a slacker. Today, besides taking a shit two times, installing matlab on my computer and playing Civilization 3, I’ve done absolutely nothing! I wish I was getting paid for playing Civ3, my loyal Iroquois kick everybody’s ass. Today alone I took over 5 cities from the Roman Empire! I don’t know why and how, but no matter what nationality I play, I always end up with a militaristic communist superpower that takes over the world by force. Must be something in my genes…
Yahoo! News informed me today that US Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, urged Russia on “democracy commitment” . You think that you are this fucking smart Condoleezza?!!? I don’t know in what college you learned shit about Russia, Harvard or Stanford, but you are full of shit ma’am! This is real life; democracy in Russia can’t happen over night! Russia shouldn’t take this kind of shit from her. In retaliation, I suggest Russia to urge America to stop smocking weed; it’s bad for you fuckers! When you stop smocking weed, we’ll do the democracy for you, deal?
I scored a $20 parking ticket at university last week, damn it. I had no idea that parking near Pier Pond requires permit, I has been parking there for a year now, never had a problem! Here is a twenty George W, spend it wisely, put some armor on those Hum-V’s or something….
I love mother Russia for its software piracy. I bought a matlab CD for $4 in Samara this winter, $2000 retail value here! On CD case they tell you step by step where to copy a “Crack” folder and what license code to type in. Works marvelously! Now days it’s all about the customer over there too!
bootman, you think that you are a bad ass mother fucka, don’t you? Think again! Today I recorded my fifth consecutive win on yahoo chess! My rank now is 1465 and I am only 35 points away from the wonderful 1500 mark! When I reach my goal, I will get a little purple square next to my nickname which separates the smart people from the rest of the world, aren’t you jealous? Punk!
I am going to sleep, fuck homework…
Long time no see comrades, how’s life? I am a slacker. Today, besides taking a shit two times, installing matlab on my computer and playing Civilization 3, I’ve done absolutely nothing! I wish I was getting paid for playing Civ3, my loyal Iroquois kick everybody’s ass. Today alone I took over 5 cities from the Roman Empire! I don’t know why and how, but no matter what nationality I play, I always end up with a militaristic communist superpower that takes over the world by force. Must be something in my genes…
Yahoo! News informed me today that US Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, urged Russia on “democracy commitment” . You think that you are this fucking smart Condoleezza?!!? I don’t know in what college you learned shit about Russia, Harvard or Stanford, but you are full of shit ma’am! This is real life; democracy in Russia can’t happen over night! Russia shouldn’t take this kind of shit from her. In retaliation, I suggest Russia to urge America to stop smocking weed; it’s bad for you fuckers! When you stop smocking weed, we’ll do the democracy for you, deal?
I scored a $20 parking ticket at university last week, damn it. I had no idea that parking near Pier Pond requires permit, I has been parking there for a year now, never had a problem! Here is a twenty George W, spend it wisely, put some armor on those Hum-V’s or something….
I love mother Russia for its software piracy. I bought a matlab CD for $4 in Samara this winter, $2000 retail value here! On CD case they tell you step by step where to copy a “Crack” folder and what license code to type in. Works marvelously! Now days it’s all about the customer over there too!
bootman, you think that you are a bad ass mother fucka, don’t you? Think again! Today I recorded my fifth consecutive win on yahoo chess! My rank now is 1465 and I am only 35 points away from the wonderful 1500 mark! When I reach my goal, I will get a little purple square next to my nickname which separates the smart people from the rest of the world, aren’t you jealous? Punk!
I am going to sleep, fuck homework…