[Fanfic] Apocalypse Zombie Christmas Attack
Title: What are you doing!?
Author: Me
Rating: PG-13 for language
Summary: America only came over to get the gift. Now he's stuck with Russia for the night and all because of that Commie bastard.
Warning: Cussing.....Alfred playing Hero XD
Bang! Bang!
America let out a whimper and huddled closer to mass of warmth next to him. He turned around and slowly pulled down one blind to peer out into the darkness. Suddenly a bloody hand slammed against the window and slid downward. America let out a shriek and fell backwards.
"What was the point in that, America?"
America glared up at Russia from his posistion on the floor and gave a huff.
"I was seeing if they had left!"
Russia arched an eyebrow and turned towards the window, he reached a hand out and reached to pull the cord.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CRAZY COMMIE!? STOP!"
Too late. The blinds flew up and America stared fearfully into the faces of a dozen zombies. Mouths gaped open and flesh barely clinging to their skulls. And what had caused this? Oh.....he wasn't too sure.....just that it was in a labortory. In Russia. So you know why he might be a little pissed.
"Relax America. They cant get in."
Russia leaned back against the window where nails clawed in from the other side and pulled out a Vodka bottle. He smirked down at America.
"You look pretty pathetic down there."
America gritted his teeth and stood up quickly. He snatched the Vodka out of Ivan's hands and opened it up and took a sip.
"Shut the fuck up. Heros don't look pathetic."
Russia chuckled and crossed his arms.
"My top scientist will be here in just a half an hour with the antidote."
"America gave a scowl.
"You just HAD to ruin my christmas, didn't you?"
"I did no such thing."
"You invited me here!'
"Yes, to give you your gift. How was I to know that this would happen?" Russia gave a shrug of his shoulders.
"Trust me, you knew." America huffed out and then slipped into a pout. "I was supposed to be at Englands by now."
"Aw. Guess you are stuck with me for the night." Russia flashed a dark smile that caused America to edge back.
"That's what I'm afraid of..."
America looked back down at the bottle and suddenly gave a cry of joy and pumped a fist in the air.
"FUCK YES! I am so out of here!"
"America?"
America looked to Russia with a grin then glanced down at the Vodka bottle. He reached into one of his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
"What are you-" Russia tilted his head and gazed at America in confusion.
"We'll make it Russia! Don't worry, I saw this in a movie! It was fucking awesome!"
Russia's eyes widened with horror.
"Are you mental! You will blow us both up, you stupid American!"
Again. Too late. America raised the bottle up and over his shoulder and whipped it forward. It flew out of his hand and smashed through the window. He fumbled with the lighter but finally got it lit and quickly threw it after.
"BOMBS AWAY!"
America grabbed Russia and flung them both behind Russia's couch. The blast was deafining. America gave a cough and picked himself off of Russia. He peered over the couch shyly then started laughing.
"Who fucking saved your ass!? I did! The Hero!"
Russia's window was now a bit more open. Scratch that. There was no wall left.
"America."
Russia giggled from behind America and America froze. He gulped and knew he had only two seconds to run.
"Shit."
So that was it! I hope you guys found it somewhat entertaining! X3 Just a quick write! lol
Author: Me
Rating: PG-13 for language
Summary: America only came over to get the gift. Now he's stuck with Russia for the night and all because of that Commie bastard.
Warning: Cussing.....Alfred playing Hero XD
Bang! Bang!
America let out a whimper and huddled closer to mass of warmth next to him. He turned around and slowly pulled down one blind to peer out into the darkness. Suddenly a bloody hand slammed against the window and slid downward. America let out a shriek and fell backwards.
"What was the point in that, America?"
America glared up at Russia from his posistion on the floor and gave a huff.
"I was seeing if they had left!"
Russia arched an eyebrow and turned towards the window, he reached a hand out and reached to pull the cord.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CRAZY COMMIE!? STOP!"
Too late. The blinds flew up and America stared fearfully into the faces of a dozen zombies. Mouths gaped open and flesh barely clinging to their skulls. And what had caused this? Oh.....he wasn't too sure.....just that it was in a labortory. In Russia. So you know why he might be a little pissed.
"Relax America. They cant get in."
Russia leaned back against the window where nails clawed in from the other side and pulled out a Vodka bottle. He smirked down at America.
"You look pretty pathetic down there."
America gritted his teeth and stood up quickly. He snatched the Vodka out of Ivan's hands and opened it up and took a sip.
"Shut the fuck up. Heros don't look pathetic."
Russia chuckled and crossed his arms.
"My top scientist will be here in just a half an hour with the antidote."
"America gave a scowl.
"You just HAD to ruin my christmas, didn't you?"
"I did no such thing."
"You invited me here!'
"Yes, to give you your gift. How was I to know that this would happen?" Russia gave a shrug of his shoulders.
"Trust me, you knew." America huffed out and then slipped into a pout. "I was supposed to be at Englands by now."
"Aw. Guess you are stuck with me for the night." Russia flashed a dark smile that caused America to edge back.
"That's what I'm afraid of..."
America looked back down at the bottle and suddenly gave a cry of joy and pumped a fist in the air.
"FUCK YES! I am so out of here!"
"America?"
America looked to Russia with a grin then glanced down at the Vodka bottle. He reached into one of his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
"What are you-" Russia tilted his head and gazed at America in confusion.
"We'll make it Russia! Don't worry, I saw this in a movie! It was fucking awesome!"
Russia's eyes widened with horror.
"Are you mental! You will blow us both up, you stupid American!"
Again. Too late. America raised the bottle up and over his shoulder and whipped it forward. It flew out of his hand and smashed through the window. He fumbled with the lighter but finally got it lit and quickly threw it after.
"BOMBS AWAY!"
America grabbed Russia and flung them both behind Russia's couch. The blast was deafining. America gave a cough and picked himself off of Russia. He peered over the couch shyly then started laughing.
"Who fucking saved your ass!? I did! The Hero!"
Russia's window was now a bit more open. Scratch that. There was no wall left.
"America."
Russia giggled from behind America and America froze. He gulped and knew he had only two seconds to run.
"Shit."
So that was it! I hope you guys found it somewhat entertaining! X3 Just a quick write! lol