I believe there are enough people who read this who, like me, attain simultaneous levels of Harry Potter dorkdom and literature dorkdom to appreciate
this piece of bloody brilliance. I'm astounded, not just by the audacity of the idea, or that someone put the time in to actually do it, but also by how well they actually did some of the adapting. I think my favorite part is the very end, where they substitute Dumbledore's "Nitwit. Blubber. Oddment. Tweak." for Eliot's Sanskrit incantation.
Arcane and impenetrable footnotes to follow, I expect.
Edit: Fixed the link.