[Today, outside of 1489 Kramden, residents of Mayfield will find (1) Norway with (1) very
nasty-looking club out on the front lawn. He's been standing out here for at least an hour simply holding the weapon in his hands.
Finally, something familiar. The heavy metal was something he could entrust his life to--assuming it wasn't his 'decoy' weapon, and with little to no effort, the nation swings it forward to collide against the ground a heavy 'thunk'.]
...Good. They gave me the right one.