01 ─┼── That's a spicy Norwegian

[russefeiring]

[Sup Mayfield? Enjoying that candy yet? No? That's okay--Neither is this guy. You'll find Norway out and about in this little number. If he knows you or not, it doesn't matter because a pair of arms are quickly wrapping around your shoulders or waist.]Ya look tense. If ya come back to my place I'll give ya a back rub. Wont take no for an answer

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[withsparkles]

[Oh God What-

no breasts. Okay, that at least means that it cannot be sister Sweden. So he might have a chance to get out of this. You don't say no to sister Sweden. You just don't.]

[withsparkles]

I'm very busy right now.

[russefeiring]

I'll be gentle with ya. [Listen to your not!brother, not!Iceland!]

[withsparkles]

[Trying to turn around and have a look at the person behid him.]

Maybe some other day? [Still trying to process the situation. People have been strange, but, what is this even?]

[russefeiring]

It's a one time offer.

[withsparkles]

I'll have to decline then, I'm really busy right now... [T-trying to get out of those arms and away some.

Just don't ask what he's busy with because he's just coming home form work and there is REALLY no reason to go home to his drone wife and child.]

[russefeiring]

It can wait. [Tightens his grip, flashing the most seductive face anyone can pull off while remaining deadpan. It's... Scary.]

[withsparkles]

...Are you Finnish? [He's not even aware that he said that but while his reluctance is still there, he'll follow now. You look very capable of just ...choking him to death or something similar if he doesn't comply, and he did not plan on dying tonight.]

[russefeiring]

Of course not. Jeg er nordmannen.

[withsparkles]

...Are you sure? Þú hegða sér ekki eins og það.

[You're way too scary to be Norwegian.]

[russefeiring]

I'm Norway. I know what I am. Besides, Sweden's the 'scary' one.

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[withsparkles]

You're not. You look nothing like him, and act nothing like him, and-

[withsparkles]

[Wait. That other Iceland... if there is another him...

There was an easy way to figure that out.] How tall is Denmark?

[russefeiring]

Tall.

[withsparkles]

[eyes wandering up and down the other nation. Since you are male, the other worlds are out.] You must be the other Iceland's brother.

[russefeiring]

The older br--Other? [moving to get a better look at the guy he grabbed.] ...Who're ya.